Songs by Car Door Dick Smash
- 2 Heads 4 Boobs
- 40 Oz
- AIDS from Space
- Belt Sander to the Face
- Bike Chain Dick Ripper
- Car Door Dick Smash
- Carnal Crock Pot
- Christopher Columbus Was a Dick
- Death in the Pit The Legend of the Chicagogre
- Discovery of the Body
- Eaten Alive
- Email Storm
- Forced Drano Chug
- Fucked by a Shark
- Hot Dog Grind Born Under the Sign of the Mustardgram
- Human Garbage
- Kiddie Pool Full of Viscera
- Lunch Room Fire
- Party at the Scum Pit
- Passing out at the Wheel of My 98 Dutch Oven and Careening into Oncoming Traffic
- Pop-Punk Makes Nickelback Seem Dangerous
- Retirement Home Buffet
- Sandpaper Colon Cleanse
- Scum Shark
- Still Birth Cannon II
- Terrorists Are Dicks
- The Abortion Clinic
- You Should Have Just Died in That Fire
- You Take Too Much