Bike Chain Dick Ripper by Car Door Dick Smash Lyrics

Intoxicate
Removal of clothes
On your bike
Fast as you go
Crash into trash
Your body is thrown

Pavement on your naked flesh: peeled like a cheese grater
The pain is nothing to your dick, caught in the derailleur
Sausage rolled through the cassette - penis perforated
With your final breath you puke from all the booze

Your shaft was torn
From your body
By a crankshaft
Now you're fucked