Retirement Home Buffet by Car Door Dick Smash Lyrics

I open the door
Where the old farts wait to die
As I begin my ritual of gore
They gasp as I explore

The others watch as I
Tear up the decrepit flesh
His butchering was no fight
With scalpal, fork, and knife

Picking apart their brains
Bifocals smashed to dust
He shit his Depends as I
Tore up his shitty guts

They scream, I claw
Apart their decrepit skin
Blood spilt, bones snapped
I'll eat them from within

Gorging, I feast
Can't sate my appetite
Feeding the beast
Old shits will DIE TONIGHT