Carnal Crock Pot by Car Door Dick Smash Lyrics

Peas, carrots, stock
Arranged in my crock
Garlic, pepper, squash
Stir and a slosh
One final piece
To this fuckin' feast
Your charred flesh
Sliced and fresh
Cabbage, radish, eyes
Mash and dice
Fingers and potatoes
Toss in some toes
Pluck all the hairs
Drain the skull of fluids
Turn on the heat
Almost time to eat

I let your body stew
While I chop the veggies
About an hour then
The flesh falls from the frame
The bones are collected
Recycled to make stock
Entrails used for casing
"Sausage au Cock"
Brains boiled down
Thickened with fat
A noxious carnal roux
Simmer in the vat
Paired with roasted ass
"Brain Matter Fondue"
Blood stopped in a glass
Saved for au jus
My larder is empty
I'll run to the store
My human meat locker
Behind the barn door
Drained, hooked, and salted
Primed for preservation
Select a choice cut
Time for preperation
Baked in blood
Open flame spit
Carmelized cock
Sauteed in shit
Broiling brains and boiling eyes
Kidneys and spleens
Baked into pies
Organs removed
Torso stuffed with herbs
Stiff disturbed