Sandpaper Colon Cleanse by Car Door Dick Smash Lyrics
Out with friends talking about our health and fitness
Bill suggests something that he heard from the Mrs
Colon cleanse will rid your body of its toxins
That sounds nice but I want this to rock my socks off
First I take the toilet plunger - Get the paper
Fasten paper to the bottom – This should be fine
Dip it into Frank’s red hot sauce – Lots of flavor
Suction it to the floor tile – Now its ready I take a squat
First I take the toilet plunger - Get the paper
Fasten paper to the bottom – This should be fine
Dip it into Frank’s red hot sauce – Lots of flavor
Suction it to the floor tile – Now its ready I take a squat
THE SANDPAPER COLON CLEANSE
With just one sweep
Anal tract bleeds
I grit my teeth
All my guts slide on the floor
I’ve minced my meat
Too late for me
Brief sexual glee
And then I will be no more
Bill suggests something that he heard from the Mrs
Colon cleanse will rid your body of its toxins
That sounds nice but I want this to rock my socks off
First I take the toilet plunger - Get the paper
Fasten paper to the bottom – This should be fine
Dip it into Frank’s red hot sauce – Lots of flavor
Suction it to the floor tile – Now its ready I take a squat
First I take the toilet plunger - Get the paper
Fasten paper to the bottom – This should be fine
Dip it into Frank’s red hot sauce – Lots of flavor
Suction it to the floor tile – Now its ready I take a squat
THE SANDPAPER COLON CLEANSE
With just one sweep
Anal tract bleeds
I grit my teeth
All my guts slide on the floor
I’ve minced my meat
Too late for me
Brief sexual glee
And then I will be no more