Car Door Dick Smash by Car Door Dick Smash Lyrics

Driving drunk down the road crashing into shit
Pull over to puke by the White Castle exit
Close the door we don’t wanna hear you barf
Stumble over, slam it shut and FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I look down and my pants are undone
But where my dick should be is a gushing bloody stump now
SEVERED DICK TWITCHING ON THE GROUND
Fear takes hold and my face turns white
Take a step back and slip on my penis blood
BLEEDING OUT CLING TO LIFE
CAR DOOR DICK SMASH
NONE CAN SAVE YOU
CAR DOOR DICK SMASH
YOU ARE REAL FUCKED NOW
Car castration
CAR DOOR DICK SMASH CAR DOOR No more
Masturbation
CAR DOOR DICK SMASH CAR DOOR DICK SMASH