40 Oz by Car Door Dick Smash Lyrics

When you need inebriated
One method is underrated
Hardly needs refridgerated
It gets you obliterated

Grab a bottle of malt liquor
Or grab two and drink em quicker
Double fist and here's the kicker
Five dollars can't get you sicker

Drink em down, smash em up
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
Drink em down, smash em up
FINISH YOUR FORTY MAN

Forty fuckin ounces
Liquor bounces off your brain
Slam a colt 45 like lando
And then finish an old english and oh
Shit this is kind of insane
Forty fuckin ounces
Cobra pounces and it strikes
If youve got forties grab em
And you know we'll have a magnum
And nobody will remember the night

When you're really strapped for cash
Other cheap booze is just trash
40s are the drink to thrash
Official beverage of Dick Smash

By the second you won't taste
That you're drinking toxic waste
Bottom's rough finish with haste
Puke it all up in a paste

GET DRUNK OR DIE