Jake from State Farm by salem ilese Lyrics
[Chorus]
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore
If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
[Verse 1]
Why you always sound so formal on the phone?
Talkin' kinda low, like you're not alone
Guessin' she's around you
Puttin' on her clothes, wonder if she knows
[Pre-Chorus]
Every night you're in the kitchen
When she thinks you're doing dishes
But she's growing a suspicion
'Cause they're still in the sink
Every mornin' when she questions it
You get out of confessin'
'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me
[Chorus]
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (Ooh)
I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore (Ooh)
If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
[Verse 2]
Don't have any khakis or a collared shirt
No, I've never worked in customer support
I'll never do your taxes, and I'm pretty sure that I sound like a girl
[Pre-Chorus]
Every night you're in the kitchen
When she thinks you're doing dishes
But she's growing a suspicion
'Cause they're still in the sink
Every mornin' when she questions it
You get out of confessin'
'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me
[Chorus]
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (Ooh)
I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore (Ooh)
If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
[Post-Chorus]
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be
(I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm)
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
(I don't want to be your eight-hundred call)
I don't wanna be
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore
If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
[Verse 1]
Why you always sound so formal on the phone?
Talkin' kinda low, like you're not alone
Guessin' she's around you
Puttin' on her clothes, wonder if she knows
[Pre-Chorus]
Every night you're in the kitchen
When she thinks you're doing dishes
But she's growing a suspicion
'Cause they're still in the sink
Every mornin' when she questions it
You get out of confessin'
'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me
[Chorus]
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (Ooh)
I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore (Ooh)
If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
[Verse 2]
Don't have any khakis or a collared shirt
No, I've never worked in customer support
I'll never do your taxes, and I'm pretty sure that I sound like a girl
[Pre-Chorus]
Every night you're in the kitchen
When she thinks you're doing dishes
But she's growing a suspicion
'Cause they're still in the sink
Every mornin' when she questions it
You get out of confessin'
'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me
[Chorus]
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (Ooh)
I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore (Ooh)
If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
[Post-Chorus]
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be
(I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm)
I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm
(I don't want to be your eight-hundred call)
I don't wanna be