Stephen King by lowly loverboi Lyrics

Stephen King was once an alcoholic
He barely remembers writing 'cujo'
His family had to stage an intervention
And now he's been sober since the eighties
That's amazing

Stephen King was born in Portland, Maine (Maine, Maine)
His dad left buying cigarettes one day (Maine, Maine)
He saw his friend run over by a train
And now it's him and tabby back in Maine
Sometimes Florida

If Florida is the waiting room for heaven
Why are you so fixated on hell?
The truth is I am, too, that's why I love you
Stephen king, I hope this finds you well