MIDGET PORN WELIKEFORTNITE by lieu Lyrics
[Intro: lieu]
Me and maxi just jacked off to midget por-
Big penis gang, bitch
Lieu has a big penis
[Verse 1: lieu]
Bitch say she text me back and she cappin on god
I just sold a brick of coke to a white guy named John
Me and maxi in the back and yo bitch givin us top
She want lieu, she want max, she ain't never gonna stop
Got a pornstar bitch and she look like Dylann Vox
And I jugg yo fuckin money like his vape got shot
Me and maxi never gonna fuckin simp for a thot
And my dick down her throat so she dont know how to talk
See the nearest rope, get a fuckin stool and jump off
And I basically nutted on his bitch and his mom
And you stay talkin shit when theres no room to talk
Feel like Iran balancin like 20 fuckin bombs
Stabbеd a bitch in the chest so Im feelin like im Crom
I just trippеd on acid with my uncle named Tom
Dick is flaccid when she told me that she wanna fall in love
2 dicks in my pants, both spray but one can't cum
[Verse 2: maxi]
Ok I pulled up with the strap, no DLC, but bitch Im Byleth
I might pull up to yo thot and bust a nut right in her eyelid
All yall thinkin that Im serious but maxi fuckin lyin
Yeah we posted up with Tortimer just chillin on the island
Ok I play with her feelings just like an accordion
If you talk shit, I might take you to court again
Poppin a bottle, Im drinkin a 40 year
Yo bitch follow me like Im Toucan Sam
I dont wanna fuck cause she prolly got downs
Talk shit then I just might pull up to yo town
They callin me Midas because of my crown
If you speak up my name then you prolly a clown
Ok like fuck Elon Musk, I dont want no cybertruck
I might pull up to his wife, open her mouth and take a dump
Diss a gang, you think you cool but in reality you chumps
Pull right up to Sweaty Sands and hit you with the double pump
Play with her things like Pokemon Go
I hit from the back and Im makin her moan
That thotty, she love me, she wantin my load
That thotty dont want you, she dont want your choke
They call me Osama, Im boutta explode
Cause maxi and lieu, we dont fuck with no hoes
We never be sippin this, "maxi Im trippin"
You sippin on soda, Im sniffin on coke
[Outro: maxi, lieu]
You know what I really love doing?
Yeah, yeah
Putting spoons up my ass
Oh yeah, I love that too like
The other day-the other day-the other day
The other day I just made a bitch put a spoon up my fuckin-
I made the bitch put a- put a spoon up my mouth hole
Dude I just spent 500 dollars on a set of solid silver- silverware
Just so I can shove all the spoons up my ass
Thats a fuckin steal
Me and maxi just jacked off to midget por-
Big penis gang, bitch
Lieu has a big penis
[Verse 1: lieu]
Bitch say she text me back and she cappin on god
I just sold a brick of coke to a white guy named John
Me and maxi in the back and yo bitch givin us top
She want lieu, she want max, she ain't never gonna stop
Got a pornstar bitch and she look like Dylann Vox
And I jugg yo fuckin money like his vape got shot
Me and maxi never gonna fuckin simp for a thot
And my dick down her throat so she dont know how to talk
See the nearest rope, get a fuckin stool and jump off
And I basically nutted on his bitch and his mom
And you stay talkin shit when theres no room to talk
Feel like Iran balancin like 20 fuckin bombs
Stabbеd a bitch in the chest so Im feelin like im Crom
I just trippеd on acid with my uncle named Tom
Dick is flaccid when she told me that she wanna fall in love
2 dicks in my pants, both spray but one can't cum
[Verse 2: maxi]
Ok I pulled up with the strap, no DLC, but bitch Im Byleth
I might pull up to yo thot and bust a nut right in her eyelid
All yall thinkin that Im serious but maxi fuckin lyin
Yeah we posted up with Tortimer just chillin on the island
Ok I play with her feelings just like an accordion
If you talk shit, I might take you to court again
Poppin a bottle, Im drinkin a 40 year
Yo bitch follow me like Im Toucan Sam
I dont wanna fuck cause she prolly got downs
Talk shit then I just might pull up to yo town
They callin me Midas because of my crown
If you speak up my name then you prolly a clown
Ok like fuck Elon Musk, I dont want no cybertruck
I might pull up to his wife, open her mouth and take a dump
Diss a gang, you think you cool but in reality you chumps
Pull right up to Sweaty Sands and hit you with the double pump
Play with her things like Pokemon Go
I hit from the back and Im makin her moan
That thotty, she love me, she wantin my load
That thotty dont want you, she dont want your choke
They call me Osama, Im boutta explode
Cause maxi and lieu, we dont fuck with no hoes
We never be sippin this, "maxi Im trippin"
You sippin on soda, Im sniffin on coke
[Outro: maxi, lieu]
You know what I really love doing?
Yeah, yeah
Putting spoons up my ass
Oh yeah, I love that too like
The other day-the other day-the other day
The other day I just made a bitch put a spoon up my fuckin-
I made the bitch put a- put a spoon up my mouth hole
Dude I just spent 500 dollars on a set of solid silver- silverware
Just so I can shove all the spoons up my ass
Thats a fuckin steal