​wales is a bad country by jerimiawongo Lyrics

[Intro]
(Clearing throat)
(Inhale)
(Exhale)
(Clearing throat again)

[Verse 1]
Because Wales is not good
It sucks
It’s just mountains and hills and stuff
Sheep, even the people are sheep
And the language is just keyboard spam and-
Don’t ever have a holiday there
You will regret it all
It makes me want to die die die
It makes me die of boredom
And shit
And the food tastes like shit
And when i went to a pub the glass wasn’t even clean
And they were tryna make me drink out of the glass
But it was not clean
And it made me sad
Cardiff is the most dead city on the planet of earth
It sucks ass like my, uhh
The people in wales do not have any ass
Never go to wales, never go to wales
Trumpet
[Verse 2]
Wales is not good
Wales is not good
Wales is not good
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god

[Verse 3]
Wales
Wales
Wales
Wales
Wales
Wales
Wales
Wales
Wales
Wales
(Vocals drowned out by sounds)
(Vocals also drowned out by sounds)
Why?
Mm
Mm
[Interlude]
How the fuck is that an electric guitar bro?
Who made this keyboard?
Apparently thats an electric guitar man
Yeah, electric guitar my ass
Looks like this electric guitar was made in fuckin’

[Verse 4]
Wales wales wales wales wales wales wales
Wales wales wales wales wales wales
Wales wales wales wales wales
This electric guitar was made in Wales wales wales wales wales
Wales!?
Im getting angry angry angry
Just cause of the thought of wales
Ah!

[Verse 5]
Disstrack
Fuck this shit fuck this shit
Fuck this shit fuck this shit
Just turn back and go to England
Just turn back and go to England
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Never go to wales
Trust me
Me, trust me
Never go to wales
Disco
Disco disco
Ayy
[Verse 6]
Never go to wales
Never go to wales
Never go to wales
Never go to wales

[Outro]
Just trust me
I’ve been
And it makes me sad
That it is even a country
Fuck
Fuck you
Fuck me
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