horny song by jerimiawongo Lyrics
[Intro]
Welcome to the horns
No sex allowed
Wooooh!
[Verse 1]
Peanut butter jelly time
Everyone wants to get a funny but I can't lie
Matter of fact
Uncle Toms Cabin was a bad book
I am on reddit.com looking at a funny picture
When im at it I do the hokey pokey macarena hit the quan
Top 10 games of the decade
When i pull up to the hospital i am hurt
When i went inside the building i went to the bathroom
“Whats your favourite colour?”
My favourite colour is blue
Hello everybody my name is markipliеr
And welcome back to five nights at frеddys
Now, a lot-
(laughing)
[Verse 2]
Everything im saying is really fucking stupid
Cause no-one is even gonna hear what im saying right now
Because im talking really fast and im really far away from the microphone
Scum Fuck Flower Boy
Bitch
Bitch, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim
Big, mim, dim, dim
Gim, gim, gim
The joke of the song died before the album even released
Siiiiih
[Verse 3]
Bitch dont you see that im horny
So horny ima make a whole song using horn sounds
Im horny as in i like the sound of horns
What the fuck is sex
Never heard of it
I just googled it what the fuck
People be weird as hell man
Ima just play my horns
In peace so i dont have to see the weirdos talking about having sex
You know
This joke fucking sucks
[Instrumental Outro]
Welcome to the horns
No sex allowed
Wooooh!
[Verse 1]
Peanut butter jelly time
Everyone wants to get a funny but I can't lie
Matter of fact
Uncle Toms Cabin was a bad book
I am on reddit.com looking at a funny picture
When im at it I do the hokey pokey macarena hit the quan
Top 10 games of the decade
When i pull up to the hospital i am hurt
When i went inside the building i went to the bathroom
“Whats your favourite colour?”
My favourite colour is blue
Hello everybody my name is markipliеr
And welcome back to five nights at frеddys
Now, a lot-
(laughing)
[Verse 2]
Everything im saying is really fucking stupid
Cause no-one is even gonna hear what im saying right now
Because im talking really fast and im really far away from the microphone
Scum Fuck Flower Boy
Bitch
Bitch, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim
Big, mim, dim, dim
Gim, gim, gim
The joke of the song died before the album even released
Siiiiih
[Verse 3]
Bitch dont you see that im horny
So horny ima make a whole song using horn sounds
Im horny as in i like the sound of horns
What the fuck is sex
Never heard of it
I just googled it what the fuck
People be weird as hell man
Ima just play my horns
In peace so i dont have to see the weirdos talking about having sex
You know
This joke fucking sucks
[Instrumental Outro]