Fuck Tha IRS The Tax Fraud Rap by ingx24 Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my name
And I'ma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
I lied on my tax form 'cause I just don’t give a fuck
Now I’m practically swimming around in big bucks
I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
And I got another million more right under my stairs
I do my business deals under cover of the night
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight
I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don’t apply
It’s been 20 years, still haven’t been caught in a lie
I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent even though he ain’t my kid
And made up charity work I never even did
I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
So many clever tricks, I can’t fit them all into rhymes
Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime
[Verse 2]
I’m a tax dodging badass, I don’t play by the rules
I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools
I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make
Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break
I hate paying taxes if there’s anything I hate
I supported Ron Paul back in 2008
You might think it’s unfair that I don’t have to pay
But it’s okay, because taxation is theft anyway
[Outro]
Word to your mother
Peace out, yo
Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my name
And I'ma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
I lied on my tax form 'cause I just don’t give a fuck
Now I’m practically swimming around in big bucks
I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
And I got another million more right under my stairs
I do my business deals under cover of the night
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight
I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don’t apply
It’s been 20 years, still haven’t been caught in a lie
I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent even though he ain’t my kid
And made up charity work I never even did
I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
So many clever tricks, I can’t fit them all into rhymes
Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime
[Verse 2]
I’m a tax dodging badass, I don’t play by the rules
I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools
I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make
Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break
I hate paying taxes if there’s anything I hate
I supported Ron Paul back in 2008
You might think it’s unfair that I don’t have to pay
But it’s okay, because taxation is theft anyway
[Outro]
Word to your mother
Peace out, yo