IM A COOMER by hallowed Lyrics
I used to use my brain before
My prefrontal cortex's been thrown out the door
Cuz everyday i need to keep cooming
The first, the second, the third, the fifth
I'm falling apart no stopping it
I just can't control it, i'm a coomer
(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I used to be a happy boy
Filled with dopamine and joy
But now i'm just a crusty, dirty coomer
I haven't cleaned my room in weeks
All i do is beat my meat
I get nothing done cuz i'm a coomer
(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I used to get things done
Now popping off is the only one
Even when it's flaccid cuz i'm a coomer
I know all the pornstars names
They're burned in my brain
Because i'm a fucking stupid coomer
(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
Oh i'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
My prefrontal cortex's been thrown out the door
Cuz everyday i need to keep cooming
The first, the second, the third, the fifth
I'm falling apart no stopping it
I just can't control it, i'm a coomer
(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I used to be a happy boy
Filled with dopamine and joy
But now i'm just a crusty, dirty coomer
I haven't cleaned my room in weeks
All i do is beat my meat
I get nothing done cuz i'm a coomer
(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I used to get things done
Now popping off is the only one
Even when it's flaccid cuz i'm a coomer
I know all the pornstars names
They're burned in my brain
Because i'm a fucking stupid coomer
(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
Oh i'm a coomer
I'm a coomer