I Met a Punk in Chicago - Demo by biogrrl Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I met a punk in Chicago
He flicked my bean
Got me wet as Lake Michigan
I made him cream his jeans

[Verse 2]
I met a punk in Los Angeles
He bought me CBD
Showed me his flat in West Hollywood
And made me some green tea

[Verse 3]
I met a punk in New Orleans
At first he seemed real mean
Dressed like a real po’ boy
But he had 3 TVs

[Verse 4]
I met a punk in Austin
They’re everywhere there
His name was also Austin
I liked his underwear
[Verse 5]
I met a punk in Des Moines
He introduced me to his mom
Filled my car up with diesel
Ditched him but took his mom along

[Chorus]
But no matter where I go
There’s one place I call home
'Cause in Memphis all the punks know me!

[Verse 6]
I met a punk in Portland (Yeah you did)
He had puffy purple hair (Purple hair)
Puffed on poppers in public (Yeah you did)
It was hard not to stare (They all stared)

[Verse 7]
There’s plenty of punks in Minneapolis (Yeah there are)
But not that many are mini (They're so fat)
He showed my Minnie his Mickey (What's that mean?)
I don’t know what that means (Okay)

[Verse 8]
I never made it to Europe (That's so sad)
But Berlin would be cool (Yeah it would)
I know I should start packing (Yeah you should)
But I’m still in school
[Chorus]
And no matter where I go
There’s one place I call home
'Cause in Memphis all the punks love me!

[Outro: Brooke, spoken]
I decided to join in with that last one