Captain Obvious by Zombie Schoolboy Lyrics

Every word, every line
Every crossed-out dirty lie
I don't want to make it obvious
Or cause a scene
Every time that I see you, I could die
That would be too fucking obvious

Hey, I'm a failure by design
I'm a scar you'll never hide
But to you, I'm captain obvious
Hey, I'm the ex that you wish dead
I'm a stranger in your bed
Named captain obvious

Busted jaw, broken heart
A disappointment from the start
All of this is such a tragedy
Make a wish on a star
Hope to god I drive my car
Off a bridge and burn up tragically
Hey, I'm a failure by design
I'm a scar you'll never hide
But to you, I'm captain obvious
Hey, I'm the ex that you wish dead
I'm a stranger in your bed
You can call captain obvious

Hey, I'm a failure by design
I'm a scar you'll never hide
But to you, I'm captain obvious
Hey, I'm the ex that you wish dead
I'm a stranger in your bed
You can call me captain obvious