Alpha Beta Carotene by Zoli Althea Browne Lyrics

"When my body went to college my brain stayed in L. A
The health food fad was really rad in Califor-nai- ae
In chemistry I drank mint tea, my rasta hair was cool
But Redneck Tech could not respect my New Age hippie rules

So, they put me in detention and made me eat red meat
Their god was ole Jack Daniel, their sacrament pickled pig’s feet My life had passed before my eyes, but one night in a dream God said to me Your sorority is Alpha Beta Carotene

I’m eating spiritual food, oh you can try but it’ll do you no good ‘Cause I’m not tempted by pie, I’ve got an organic high
And I only eat the stuff that tastes like wood
Well, I had dried pears for breakfast and a tofu lunch You’ll never see me lusting after Bacon Crunch Because I’m karmically-free from all toxic debris
I’m a pledge for Alpha Beta Carotene

At Alpha Beta Carotene our hell night is a feast
With tofu tacos and beets in jars, all reincarnated meat Our cellular transition transcends an ice cream high ‘Cause Alpha Beta Carotene supersedes Zeta Eta Meatpie

Wa wa wa wa, yes I’m a pledge for Alpha Beta Carotene"
"No meat!"