Noobie T-Series by Zer0Tw0 Lyrics

[Verse 1: Zer0Tw0]
Oak or acacia, whichever will it be?
Sit the frick down, T-Series, Don't you shoot that bow at me
You tryna dethrone my spot slayer number one
But you dig down, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you, I will steal all your diamonds in your mine
I am worse than Herobrine, I /kick you, look, you went offline
So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some llama
Here, I'll TP you to witch savanna

[Chorus: Zer0Tw0]
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series can't get nothing in a witch savanna
Witch savanna, witch savanna
Look at T-Series, they tried to mine bedrock
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series ain't nothin' in a witch savanna
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series just fеll down in a pool of lava

[Verse 2: Zer0Tw0]
So who the heck is Notch and why you wanna kill him? (Ew)
I'm a pro diamond miner, whilе you're just smelting iron (Oof)
You only got two pigs and you're dying of starvation, while
I got stacks of gold with which I built my minecart station (Oops)
"Please no griefing", what the frick is that even supposed to mean?
The most valuable items in your chest are a few cocoa beans
No Stevie, yes Stevie, I hope you have cake
Now harvest all the sugar and let's craft this frickin' cake inside the—
[Chorus: Tw0]
Witch savanna, witch savanna
Look at T-Series, they got an outdated Java
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series ain't nothin' in a witch savanna
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series just fell down in a pool of lava
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series ain't nothin' in a witch savanna

[Outro: Zer0Tw0]
You got a population of one billion plus Indians
But you ain't got no diamond picks, can't even mine obsidian
Noobies!