Presentation by Zacc and the Scissorlips Lyrics
Kyree you’re up to present
Huh? What? I’m what?
Do you even know what’s going on?
Huh? WHat? What class is this?
Okay fine
What class period are we in?
I’ll go first
Today’s presentation’s on industrialization
Agricultural societies - ignore his improprieties
To build a real nation, such a vital foundation
Widespread work in factory mass production mastery
Fuck industrialization
Talk about agriculture
You’re colonizing vultures
Preying on Native American cultures
Motherfuckers lying, stealing
Native peoples, you were killing
Taking land from these families
To build your fuckin factories
Work 16 hour days
Given almost no pay
So fuck this presentation
Don’t glorify the suffering
American invasion
Or is this the wrong occasion
That’s my phone, sorry about that
Anyways, um
You sure you didn’t need to get that?
It’s not like we’re in the middle of a presentation or anything
It’s not like it’s anything important
Hello? Aye what’s up?
Are you fucking serious right now?
Bruh SHHHH
What’s up?
Bruh I’m in class right now bruh
Why are you calling me with all that bullshit right now bruh
Foreal tho…. Deadass?
I basically did all the work
Bruh that’s gross bruh
Can he just get taken off the project?
Send me a picture of that bruh
That’s funny as fuck bro HAHAaaa
Am I still getting an A?
HAHa
Man fuck this class, I’m out
Kyree you can’t leave we’re not done presenting
Bro then let’s fucking just finish it up then so I can leave
Okay, then do your slides
Alright fine
Did you add me to it? Did you share it with me?
Yeah I shared it with you two months ago
Are you sure? Are you sure? I can’t uh
I’m 100% sure
Oh wait I found it
I got it I got it alright I got it, let’s go
You finally found it
Industrialization started 1760
King George was assassinated
Replaced him with a lizard
Since then we’ve been astray
But before that, I should say
The aliens came down
Fucked the monkeys, you clown
And That’s where we came from
Richard Nixon tried to tell us
Got impeached by them fellas
Who were tryna keep it quiet
Putting fluoride in our water
Turn us gay through our diet
Wake up to what’s important
Fuck Hulu I just torrent
Bitch
Kyree you need to leave this class
Before I call security
Huh? What? I’m what?
Do you even know what’s going on?
Huh? WHat? What class is this?
Okay fine
What class period are we in?
I’ll go first
Today’s presentation’s on industrialization
Agricultural societies - ignore his improprieties
To build a real nation, such a vital foundation
Widespread work in factory mass production mastery
Fuck industrialization
Talk about agriculture
You’re colonizing vultures
Preying on Native American cultures
Motherfuckers lying, stealing
Native peoples, you were killing
Taking land from these families
To build your fuckin factories
Work 16 hour days
Given almost no pay
So fuck this presentation
Don’t glorify the suffering
American invasion
Or is this the wrong occasion
That’s my phone, sorry about that
Anyways, um
You sure you didn’t need to get that?
It’s not like we’re in the middle of a presentation or anything
It’s not like it’s anything important
Hello? Aye what’s up?
Are you fucking serious right now?
Bruh SHHHH
What’s up?
Bruh I’m in class right now bruh
Why are you calling me with all that bullshit right now bruh
Foreal tho…. Deadass?
I basically did all the work
Bruh that’s gross bruh
Can he just get taken off the project?
Send me a picture of that bruh
That’s funny as fuck bro HAHAaaa
Am I still getting an A?
HAHa
Man fuck this class, I’m out
Kyree you can’t leave we’re not done presenting
Bro then let’s fucking just finish it up then so I can leave
Okay, then do your slides
Alright fine
Did you add me to it? Did you share it with me?
Yeah I shared it with you two months ago
Are you sure? Are you sure? I can’t uh
I’m 100% sure
Oh wait I found it
I got it I got it alright I got it, let’s go
You finally found it
Industrialization started 1760
King George was assassinated
Replaced him with a lizard
Since then we’ve been astray
But before that, I should say
The aliens came down
Fucked the monkeys, you clown
And That’s where we came from
Richard Nixon tried to tell us
Got impeached by them fellas
Who were tryna keep it quiet
Putting fluoride in our water
Turn us gay through our diet
Wake up to what’s important
Fuck Hulu I just torrent
Bitch
Kyree you need to leave this class
Before I call security