My Barber Fucked Me Up by Yuno Miles Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All I wanted was a haircut
Until my barber fucked me up
Nigga this is not a taper
You shaved the sides and the back off
You might as well just cut it all off
And can I please get my money back?
I asked for a taper, you shaved off the back
I'm just scared that my hair won't grow back
[Chorus]
Why he fuck my head up like that?
It's been two weeks and it didn't grow back
This haircut is so bad I would've rather wore some Shaq's
Now every time I'm around my friends my head get smacked
[Interlude: Yuno Miles]
Ahh!
My barber really fucked me up for like-
I've been getting my head smacked for the past 3 months, and my shit ain't grow back
So whatever the fuck he did he fucked my shit up for good cus' its stuck like that
And it's crazy cus' that nigga blocked me, I can't even get in contact with him no more
And a nigga ain't give me my money back
So basically, I got robbed, beat, and I need to sue him
[Verse 2]
Why my haircut so fucking bad?
This haircut is so bad I deserve my money back
If my hair don't grow back, I'm comin' to whoop yo' ass
Don't go to any barber because everybody can't cut
It's a 99.5 percent chance the new barber will fuck you up
They don't care about yo' hair, they just want your money
Damn, he got me!
[Outro]
Damn a nigga fucked me up like, that nigga fucked my shit up!
Do you see that shit?
Oh my fuckin' gosh like, like a fuckin' blind person could've did better than this shit
Like nigga I could've did this at my fuckin house nigga
This shit is terrible bro, like give me my fuckin' money back bro
Why the fuck did I sit in the chair?
Why I sit down?
Damn man, worst haircut I ever got bro
Damn man, this shit trash like why did I sit down?
Fuck!
All I wanted was a haircut
Until my barber fucked me up
Nigga this is not a taper
You shaved the sides and the back off
You might as well just cut it all off
And can I please get my money back?
I asked for a taper, you shaved off the back
I'm just scared that my hair won't grow back
[Chorus]
Why he fuck my head up like that?
It's been two weeks and it didn't grow back
This haircut is so bad I would've rather wore some Shaq's
Now every time I'm around my friends my head get smacked
[Interlude: Yuno Miles]
Ahh!
My barber really fucked me up for like-
I've been getting my head smacked for the past 3 months, and my shit ain't grow back
So whatever the fuck he did he fucked my shit up for good cus' its stuck like that
And it's crazy cus' that nigga blocked me, I can't even get in contact with him no more
And a nigga ain't give me my money back
So basically, I got robbed, beat, and I need to sue him
[Verse 2]
Why my haircut so fucking bad?
This haircut is so bad I deserve my money back
If my hair don't grow back, I'm comin' to whoop yo' ass
Don't go to any barber because everybody can't cut
It's a 99.5 percent chance the new barber will fuck you up
They don't care about yo' hair, they just want your money
Damn, he got me!
[Outro]
Damn a nigga fucked me up like, that nigga fucked my shit up!
Do you see that shit?
Oh my fuckin' gosh like, like a fuckin' blind person could've did better than this shit
Like nigga I could've did this at my fuckin house nigga
This shit is terrible bro, like give me my fuckin' money back bro
Why the fuck did I sit in the chair?
Why I sit down?
Damn man, worst haircut I ever got bro
Damn man, this shit trash like why did I sit down?
Fuck!