Clown by Yuno Miles Lyrics

(Yuno Marr)

I hit my toe on the side of the bed
When I [?] through the morning it go chased by a clown
A shark thought I was an appetizer
I used to be best friends with a jaguar
I bought a car off a crack head
Hung out at the store for too long I got cool with all the crackheads
I had a sleepover at my house we all slept on twin beds
I don't sleepover at my friends house because he never got no pillows
I slipped on a wet floor sign in the mall
I put my hazards lights on in the middle of traffic
I slipped on fabric softener
I fought an Asian person and they hit me with a mop
I've seen an Asian person eating Kung Pao chicken
I went to the store and I bought some chicken
I looked in the mirror and I became an owl
I turned into a bedspread sheet
Some old lady put her teeth in my hand
Michael Jackson had a tiny booty [?]
I think that's why he can go (Heeee Heeee)
Hung out with Count Dracula and got turned into a vampire
I used to be scared of soap
Until I figured out it is actually coffee
She said she love me because I drink coffee
But she didn't know I was drinking hot coco