Swigging Whiskey by Yung Simon Lyrics
[Chorus]
Swigging whisky drinking shots
Ren and stimpy smoking pot
Someone call the fucking cops
Cause imma give it all i got
(x2)
[Verse 1]
10 bottles in and i can barely stand
I keep 10 thots around
Cause they know
That im the man
Begging for dick yeah, begging for the liquor
Deepthroat till your sick
Then i remove your fucking knickers
Feel the snake slither, legs begin to quiver
As it goes in the shitter, harder faster quicker
Im her new mister, 4 fingers then i fist her
She's a pro dick kisser and so is her sister
[Chorus]
Swigging whisky drinking shots
Ren and stimpy smoking pot
Someone call the fucking cops
Cause imma give it all i got
(x2)
[Verse 2]
I've got a bottle of vodka, I've got a bottle of vodka
Im just like a comma, cause i can never stop bruh
The cherry popper, the fence hopper
The cock chopper, the crop topper
On top and I'll never come down
So high i can't feel the ground
Fuck a genre fuck a sound
Im the future you're the now
The shit i spit is straight up foul
Legs are split when im around
Ren and stimpy smoking hash
Never stingy loads of cash
Pop a cherry pop a molly
Pop a pop a pop a pop a-
[Chorus]
Swigging whisky drinking shots
Ren and stimpy smoking pot
Someone call the fucking cops
Cause imma give it all i got
(x2)
[Verse 3]
Vallium and ketamine, all kinds of medicine
Sniffing and injecting, kissing and erecting
Binge drinking weeks on end, i don't give a fuck
Been pimping again and again, tryna get the bucks
Im the new sheriff bitch, hand me a beer
Drop them panties bitch, come over here
I can get you anything, i can get you anything
Never seen me more clean
Come and get your morphine
[Chorus]
Swigging whisky drinking shots
Ren and stimpy smoking pot
Someone call the fucking cops
Cause imma give it all i got
(x4)
Swigging whisky drinking shots
Ren and stimpy smoking pot
Someone call the fucking cops
Cause imma give it all i got
(x2)
[Verse 1]
10 bottles in and i can barely stand
I keep 10 thots around
Cause they know
That im the man
Begging for dick yeah, begging for the liquor
Deepthroat till your sick
Then i remove your fucking knickers
Feel the snake slither, legs begin to quiver
As it goes in the shitter, harder faster quicker
Im her new mister, 4 fingers then i fist her
She's a pro dick kisser and so is her sister
[Chorus]
Swigging whisky drinking shots
Ren and stimpy smoking pot
Someone call the fucking cops
Cause imma give it all i got
(x2)
[Verse 2]
I've got a bottle of vodka, I've got a bottle of vodka
Im just like a comma, cause i can never stop bruh
The cherry popper, the fence hopper
The cock chopper, the crop topper
On top and I'll never come down
So high i can't feel the ground
Fuck a genre fuck a sound
Im the future you're the now
The shit i spit is straight up foul
Legs are split when im around
Ren and stimpy smoking hash
Never stingy loads of cash
Pop a cherry pop a molly
Pop a pop a pop a pop a-
[Chorus]
Swigging whisky drinking shots
Ren and stimpy smoking pot
Someone call the fucking cops
Cause imma give it all i got
(x2)
[Verse 3]
Vallium and ketamine, all kinds of medicine
Sniffing and injecting, kissing and erecting
Binge drinking weeks on end, i don't give a fuck
Been pimping again and again, tryna get the bucks
Im the new sheriff bitch, hand me a beer
Drop them panties bitch, come over here
I can get you anything, i can get you anything
Never seen me more clean
Come and get your morphine
[Chorus]
Swigging whisky drinking shots
Ren and stimpy smoking pot
Someone call the fucking cops
Cause imma give it all i got
(x4)