Nick Johnson by Young Humble Nick Lyrics

[Verse: Young Humble Nick]
I just scammed the Ohio State university out of a scholarship because I told them my name was Nick Johnson
Then I slapped the fuck out of an old lady, her name is Mrs. Johnson
The Dudd Army thought she was sweet
So, I'm bout' to flame them with this heat
If y'all play us, y'all not even gonna score
I beat up a white guy named Adam cause he ate all my candy corn
This dude is fucked up in the crib watching gay porn
This dude, Willrich said he's gonna snitch on me, but I don't even care
I just scammed batman out of his secret lair
I just scammed this faggot named Ty because he was going through my refrigerator
Then I scammed Dr. Doofensmirtz out of his newest -inator
I'm thirsty as hell, I'm bout' to drink a brisk
Run up on me, that's a really big risk
I just scammed the whole state of Mayfield, now they think I'm going to Ohio state
I just went to London and said, "What's up mate"
Then I got some pizza; that shit tasted great