Humble Hoopers by Young Humble Nick Lyrics

[Verse 1: Real Gangster]
We the humble hoopers and we on another song
I just went to China and shook hands with Mao Dezong
Me and Nick were saying humble ish on Instagram
Then Pujan chased after me, and I ran

[Verse 2: Young Humble Nick]
This dude Brennan think he can hoop
So I'm about to play him in a 1v1
I'ma beat him and he won't have any fun
I just caught this dude wearing a man bun
I just beat up a kung-fu Panda named Po
Then I scammed a white girl named Mary Jo
This dude weird as fuck cause I think he white
I just beat up a gay dude cause his shorts were too tight
Just took this fat man's food and now he's trying to fight
I just scammed a Rеpublican out of an American Flag
Then I caught a white girl wеaring a durag
I just scammed a little dude named Michael Nicolli
Now I'm bout' to go to Church cause I'm feeling holy
Humble Swag, that shit is fire, that shit got 200 views
I just scammed a kid's show called blues clues
[Verse 3: Real Gangster]
Just got in a car crash cause I accidentally went left
Just ate a bunch of cotton candy, now I have none left
I just scammed a teacher, I think his name was Mr. Beck
Just fat-shamed an Ogre, his name was Shrek