Wanted In Equestria feat. Dawn Blush by Yelling At Cats Lyrics
[Yelling At Cats]
It starts off with a few bars, then it gets sick quick
Will I go too far like Pinkie on arsenic?
Don’t wanna be in this Tiara click
She nit picks and shit because she’s a crazy bitch
Lick my peppermint guys, go and give it a Twist
I’m on a mission to get banished, go and deal with it
I don’t care, hell, people hate me lickity split
Till I stick my dick in ‘em like a self-insert fanfic!
Rickity rick bed goes clickity click
It’s like I’m riding the Styx, but no paddles and shit
Try to piss Cerberus off just to get myself bit
Just to prove to Trixie that I purposely did it
Impregnate Luna then start dating her sister
Segway to clubs and pay sex to the strippers
Have fun with the mane 6 and play naked twister
Punch Blueblood’s face until he’s riddled with blisters
Only thing royal is that you royally fucked up
With your bling bling, you have soiled it enough
Bring your fucking guards, cause you know you're not buff
You are not tough. Sorry hot stuff
Grr! It’s like I’m BDP
A lot of these colts try to animate me
It’s fake, you take the same shit you said last week
Make it or break, you can kiss this gray ass, see
[Dawn Blush]
Cause I’m wanted in Equestria
Cause I flaunted to Celestia
Cause I taunted to the best of ya
I’m in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh
I’m wanted, I’ll be banished soon
Gonna take a rest up on the moon
And if you want it, I’ll go out with a boom
I’m wanted, uh uh wanted, wanted
[Yelling At Cats]
Call me Rarity cause my raps are well dressed
I cause mess, no stress from all that I invest
I’ve been blessed, transgressed moral assets
Quit beating your chest man, this ain’t a contest
You ain’t the best cause you got connections
Rap is a test based on natural selection
Stop flexing, I don’t need no inspection
My raps go harder than a clopper’s erection
I don’t wanna be leading it, call me a bit of a herder
I kill the game just like it’s first degree murder
Pony Swag building, you can call it a girder
I just double the fun by simply getting absurder
Call me ill, I be kicking it, nobody as sick as it
My sonic rhyme boom and nobody as quick as it
Y’all are Granny Smith, can’t even hear me spit
Stop Flim-Flaming this and understand the deficit
It’s prejudice, all the royal guards are white
That’s why this unicorn can never get his stuff right
I’m a warrior that’s shining with his armor so bright
Slaying Changlings, raps, and eternal dark nights
I’m writing these bars with the letters I’m signing
I be letting all out like the stars are aligning
Making you all flinch with the stuff I’m assigning
And when I take it all, that’s a matter of timing
[Dawn Blush]
Cause I’m wanted in Equestria
Cause I flaunted to Celestia
Cause I taunted to the best of ya
I’m in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh
I’m wanted, I’ll be banished soon
Gonna take a rest up on the moon
And if you want it, I’ll go out with a boom
I’m wanted, uh uh wanted, wanted
Wanted in Equestria
Got chained and caged away
No way they’ll let me out
I’m straight up Lunar all the way
[Yelling At Cats]
Yo, stop acting fake and pull back the disguise
Y’all are more crooked than Derpy’s eyes
Rather than focus on the pony fandom’s demise
We should focus on finding ways to keep it alive
I know I do horrorcore; that was just a little bore
I spat the same stuff about killing and pony gore
Fans I ignore while mindlessly attention whored
Don’t you guys get it? I don’t wanna be adored!
I just want to be a beloved hip hopper
The one rap artist who is a show stopper
The one guy who can prove he’s a game topper
The one who shows cats how to really rap proper!
That’s why when I smack foals I laugh hearty
More crazy than Twilight’s ass being tardy
No, I’m not the type of colt to say sorry
Follow Pinkie’s motto – life is a party!
Ha ha ha, I love being in all this
Fluttershy’s bear, and I’m about to go maul it
Ain’t gonna fall it, no faults at all and
If this ain’t insulting then I don’t know what to call this
Grab verbal guns just for blowing off puns
Eliciting pain and have some morbid fun
It’s only just begun. No fucks to give, none
You think I care about what ya think? Come on son!
[Dawn Blush]
Cause I’m wanted in Equestria
Cause I flaunted to Celestia
Cause I taunted to the best of ya
I’m in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh
I’m wanted, I’ll be banished soon
Gonna take a rest up on the moon
And if you want it, I’ll go out with a boom
I’m wanted, wanted, wanted, uh uh!
Cause I’m wanted in Equestria
Cause I flaunted to Celestia
Cause I taunted to the best of ya
I’m in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh
I’m wanted, I’ll be banished soon
Gonna take a rest up on the moon
And if you want it, I’ll go out with a boom
I’m wanted, wanted, wanted
Wanted!
It starts off with a few bars, then it gets sick quick
Will I go too far like Pinkie on arsenic?
Don’t wanna be in this Tiara click
She nit picks and shit because she’s a crazy bitch
Lick my peppermint guys, go and give it a Twist
I’m on a mission to get banished, go and deal with it
I don’t care, hell, people hate me lickity split
Till I stick my dick in ‘em like a self-insert fanfic!
Rickity rick bed goes clickity click
It’s like I’m riding the Styx, but no paddles and shit
Try to piss Cerberus off just to get myself bit
Just to prove to Trixie that I purposely did it
Impregnate Luna then start dating her sister
Segway to clubs and pay sex to the strippers
Have fun with the mane 6 and play naked twister
Punch Blueblood’s face until he’s riddled with blisters
Only thing royal is that you royally fucked up
With your bling bling, you have soiled it enough
Bring your fucking guards, cause you know you're not buff
You are not tough. Sorry hot stuff
Grr! It’s like I’m BDP
A lot of these colts try to animate me
It’s fake, you take the same shit you said last week
Make it or break, you can kiss this gray ass, see
[Dawn Blush]
Cause I’m wanted in Equestria
Cause I flaunted to Celestia
Cause I taunted to the best of ya
I’m in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh
I’m wanted, I’ll be banished soon
Gonna take a rest up on the moon
And if you want it, I’ll go out with a boom
I’m wanted, uh uh wanted, wanted
[Yelling At Cats]
Call me Rarity cause my raps are well dressed
I cause mess, no stress from all that I invest
I’ve been blessed, transgressed moral assets
Quit beating your chest man, this ain’t a contest
You ain’t the best cause you got connections
Rap is a test based on natural selection
Stop flexing, I don’t need no inspection
My raps go harder than a clopper’s erection
I don’t wanna be leading it, call me a bit of a herder
I kill the game just like it’s first degree murder
Pony Swag building, you can call it a girder
I just double the fun by simply getting absurder
Call me ill, I be kicking it, nobody as sick as it
My sonic rhyme boom and nobody as quick as it
Y’all are Granny Smith, can’t even hear me spit
Stop Flim-Flaming this and understand the deficit
It’s prejudice, all the royal guards are white
That’s why this unicorn can never get his stuff right
I’m a warrior that’s shining with his armor so bright
Slaying Changlings, raps, and eternal dark nights
I’m writing these bars with the letters I’m signing
I be letting all out like the stars are aligning
Making you all flinch with the stuff I’m assigning
And when I take it all, that’s a matter of timing
[Dawn Blush]
Cause I’m wanted in Equestria
Cause I flaunted to Celestia
Cause I taunted to the best of ya
I’m in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh
I’m wanted, I’ll be banished soon
Gonna take a rest up on the moon
And if you want it, I’ll go out with a boom
I’m wanted, uh uh wanted, wanted
Wanted in Equestria
Got chained and caged away
No way they’ll let me out
I’m straight up Lunar all the way
[Yelling At Cats]
Yo, stop acting fake and pull back the disguise
Y’all are more crooked than Derpy’s eyes
Rather than focus on the pony fandom’s demise
We should focus on finding ways to keep it alive
I know I do horrorcore; that was just a little bore
I spat the same stuff about killing and pony gore
Fans I ignore while mindlessly attention whored
Don’t you guys get it? I don’t wanna be adored!
I just want to be a beloved hip hopper
The one rap artist who is a show stopper
The one guy who can prove he’s a game topper
The one who shows cats how to really rap proper!
That’s why when I smack foals I laugh hearty
More crazy than Twilight’s ass being tardy
No, I’m not the type of colt to say sorry
Follow Pinkie’s motto – life is a party!
Ha ha ha, I love being in all this
Fluttershy’s bear, and I’m about to go maul it
Ain’t gonna fall it, no faults at all and
If this ain’t insulting then I don’t know what to call this
Grab verbal guns just for blowing off puns
Eliciting pain and have some morbid fun
It’s only just begun. No fucks to give, none
You think I care about what ya think? Come on son!
[Dawn Blush]
Cause I’m wanted in Equestria
Cause I flaunted to Celestia
Cause I taunted to the best of ya
I’m in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh
I’m wanted, I’ll be banished soon
Gonna take a rest up on the moon
And if you want it, I’ll go out with a boom
I’m wanted, wanted, wanted, uh uh!
Cause I’m wanted in Equestria
Cause I flaunted to Celestia
Cause I taunted to the best of ya
I’m in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh
I’m wanted, I’ll be banished soon
Gonna take a rest up on the moon
And if you want it, I’ll go out with a boom
I’m wanted, wanted, wanted
Wanted!