Duck Tape Vs Gorilla Glue by Ya Know Lyrics

I'm the mother-quackin duck and I quack like no other
Not in the pond or product line either
It's duck tape, D-U-C-K not D-U-C-T
I don't care what you say, there's just no rebuddle

GORILLA, GORILLA
GORILLA GLUE
DUCK TAPE SMELLS LIKE POO
NOT MINE TOO
YOU AREN'T AS COOL AS GORILLA GLUE

You're just plain wrong, there's not much else to say
Duck tape is stickier any day of the week
Your glue is weak, it can't even keep two sticks together
Just admit it, duck tape is better

GORILLA, GORILLA
GORILLA GLUE
DUCK TAPE SMELLS LIKE POO
NOT MINE TOO
YOU AREN'T AS COOL AS GORILLA GLUE