SEWER CRIMES 2 by YUNG SEWER Lyrics
[INTRO: YUNG FERRARI, DIET DR. PEE, THE DASTARDLY FARTING WIENER, YUNG GOBLIN, LIL YUNG MONEY BALLS]
Yung Ferrari on the beat!
Diet Dr. Pee
Real Crap Shit
The Dastardly Farting Wiener
A Yung Sewer Production
Yung Goblin in the sewer
Yung Sewer in this dick
Lil Yung Money Balls on the track
Yo, if you get your internet fixed, tap in!
[VERSE 1: Yung Sewer]
I just robbed a guy then blew up his car!
That boy was sad after I blew up his car!
He can't drive because I blew up his car!
He won't be getting far!
I just robbed an 8 year old for ten bucks!
What am I gonna do with this ten bucks?
I'm gonna go feed the ducks!
And then I'm gonna blow up the ducks!
[VERSE 2: Yung Ferrari]
Rough day at work so I built a bomb
Gonna troll my boss like hе's Jerry and I'm Tom
Just got grounded so I blew up my mom
I'm committing atrocitiеs just like in Vietnam
Just found the keys to a bright red Ferrari
Driving down the street in my bright red Ferrari
Running over people in my bright red Ferrari
Crash into a tree in my bright red Ferrari
[VERSE 3: Craig the Fella]
Found a penny on the sidewalk; it must be my lucky day
Just smacked my bitch wife and said "get out of my way"
Put it in my piggy bank in case times get gray
Might divorce my wife now because I think I'm gay
Gonna head over to my local grocery mart
I'll knock over shelves and steal a whole ass shopping cart
Strangle the cashier like I'm Homer and he's Bart
I have no more bars so here's an adlib of a fart (fart sound)
[VERSE 4: Huge Little Tiny Dick]
Making bars out of cum
Jolly good chum
She chewin' on my dick like it's motherfuckin' gum
Chilling in semen call it "passive income"
Come home with a cart, mommy ask where it from
Be there or be square, Pythagorean theorem
These bars too fire call it overdone
Everyone get down, I have a gun (gunshots)
[OUTRO: YUNG FERRARI, DIET DR. PEE, THE DASTARDLY FARTING WIENER, YUNG GOBLIN, LIL YUNG MONEY BALLS]
Yung Ferrari on the beat!
Diet Dr. Pee
Real Crap Shit
The Dastardly Farting Wiener
A Yung Sewer Production
Yung Goblin in the sewer
Yung Sewer in this dick
Lil Yung Money Balls on the track
Yo, if you get your internet fixed, tap in!
Yung Ferrari on the beat!
Diet Dr. Pee
Real Crap Shit
The Dastardly Farting Wiener
A Yung Sewer Production
Yung Goblin in the sewer
Yung Sewer in this dick
Lil Yung Money Balls on the track
Yo, if you get your internet fixed, tap in!
[VERSE 1: Yung Sewer]
I just robbed a guy then blew up his car!
That boy was sad after I blew up his car!
He can't drive because I blew up his car!
He won't be getting far!
I just robbed an 8 year old for ten bucks!
What am I gonna do with this ten bucks?
I'm gonna go feed the ducks!
And then I'm gonna blow up the ducks!
[VERSE 2: Yung Ferrari]
Rough day at work so I built a bomb
Gonna troll my boss like hе's Jerry and I'm Tom
Just got grounded so I blew up my mom
I'm committing atrocitiеs just like in Vietnam
Just found the keys to a bright red Ferrari
Driving down the street in my bright red Ferrari
Running over people in my bright red Ferrari
Crash into a tree in my bright red Ferrari
[VERSE 3: Craig the Fella]
Found a penny on the sidewalk; it must be my lucky day
Just smacked my bitch wife and said "get out of my way"
Put it in my piggy bank in case times get gray
Might divorce my wife now because I think I'm gay
Gonna head over to my local grocery mart
I'll knock over shelves and steal a whole ass shopping cart
Strangle the cashier like I'm Homer and he's Bart
I have no more bars so here's an adlib of a fart (fart sound)
[VERSE 4: Huge Little Tiny Dick]
Making bars out of cum
Jolly good chum
She chewin' on my dick like it's motherfuckin' gum
Chilling in semen call it "passive income"
Come home with a cart, mommy ask where it from
Be there or be square, Pythagorean theorem
These bars too fire call it overdone
Everyone get down, I have a gun (gunshots)
[OUTRO: YUNG FERRARI, DIET DR. PEE, THE DASTARDLY FARTING WIENER, YUNG GOBLIN, LIL YUNG MONEY BALLS]
Yung Ferrari on the beat!
Diet Dr. Pee
Real Crap Shit
The Dastardly Farting Wiener
A Yung Sewer Production
Yung Goblin in the sewer
Yung Sewer in this dick
Lil Yung Money Balls on the track
Yo, if you get your internet fixed, tap in!