Friday Night Pyro January 8th 2021 by XPWEW Lyrics
Date: Friday January 8th, 2021
Location: Los Angeles, Ca in The Barracks
Episode: 460
Channel: Vice Network @ 10pm (eastern)
Cold Open: 2 Mercedes-Benz trucks pull up in the parking dock. Exiting the first vehicle is Jake Awesome, followed by Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver. Next the second vehicle door opens and exits Chrissy Rivera followed by Siaka Lexoni and lastly Ruckus. The Set looked upset, last week Jake Awesome won his match howevеr was immediately cracked in thе skull by the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Leonard McGraw. We see a mean mug look from Jordan, Myron and Kotto who are trying to rebound after last week's loss to the XPWEW Tag Team Champs Golden Bryce, Alveno La Flare & Masato Tanaka. It appears 'The Chosen One' Myron Reed's grimace is a bit more unsettling because it was just three weeks ago at the Xtremey Awards where Myron vowed that 2021 will be 'his year'. However, Ruckus and Siaka trudged forward when in the frame of vision we see the new GM Theodore Long, who confidently strides up to in front of The Set, foremost to Siaka & Ruckus.
Teddy: 'Listen here playas, I know last week was not a good night for The Set and..-
Siaka: Save it Teddy, cut the bulls**t. We know who you are pimpin', You a living legend, Teddy Long.
Ruckus: And we know who you were, are and SHOULD be. I was a kid once Teddy; Doom?!?
(Teddy stares off into the distance remembering his run as a heel manager back in the days of WCW in Atlanta)
Siaka: Ron Simmons?
Jake: Butch Reed (Myron flexes acknowledging a subtle salute to 'The Natural')
Jake: Teddy, you got a supreme opportunity to write the recent wrongs that your career has brought you. You have the chance to have the ultimate career renaissance. Teddy. Think about it.
Jordan: Holla Holla
(Kotto, Jordan & Myron do the Teddy Long shuffle dance, makes. a great meme)
*Pyro Opening Montage video*
We are welcomed to tonight's program by our outstandings Xtremey Award winning commentary team of Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds.
Kaitlyn: Tonight our new general manager Teddy Long has made some great matchups tonight! The XPWEW Tag Team Titles will be on the line as Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare continue their heallacious title reign as they will defend the gold against The Briscoe Brothers Mark & Jay here tonight. Cousins versus Brothers do battle and tempers will flare!
Nick: Also tonight 3M3 has been on a roll but can they get a 4th straight win over The Set as they take on the tandem of Myron Reed & Jordan Oliver
Kaitlyn: I'm very intrigued by this one tonight we see another installment of 'Deity Readings' with Doxy, Last week we seen Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli with his 'friend' Tenille Dashwood do a tarot reading on the behalf of the injured All Man but tonight after Troy instructed Champagne to become a 'team' with Romeo, Romeo and Tenille have set-up an appointment with Champagne "What will the cards have in store for Champagne" We'll find out tonight on Friday Night Pyro!
- XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw enters with his tag team partner Dragon Kid
- Jake Awesome enters with Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver & Kotto Brazil enter
At the ramp Myron, Jordan & Kotto are standing in order
Myron steps up on his own, Jake stares at him and orders him to take a step back and Jake thwarts his attention towards Kotto Brazil
Jake: looking at Kotto I wanna see what you got, boss.
Nick Simmonds: It appears that Jake Awesome has told Myron Reed to fall in line and Kotto Brazil has stepped up to the plate.
Tag Team Match
M1: Kotto Brazil & Jake Awesome (c) def. Dragon Kid & Leonard McGraw (c)
- Kotto Brazil hits the 'lost in the sauce' finishing move off the top rope and pins Dragon Kid for the 1-2-3, Leonard was too late to make the save and just like that The Set gets the win. Jake Awesome runs outside to the timekeeper's area and grabs a steel chair and delivers a wicked chair shot to the world champion Leonard McGraw. Jake got cracked in the skull at the closing moment of the last episode of Pyro and this time Leonard got his receipt hard way, Leonard starts bleeding but Jake starts spiking the metal steel chair into the leg and back of a prone McGraw until Kotto has to step in and calm down The Gatekeeper.
Kaitlyn Khaos: Kotto Brazil technically has a win over the world champ!!!
Nick: Well he pinned Dragon Kid, not the world champion
Kaitlyn: A win is a win anyway you chalk it up, Nick
At the ramp
Jake Awesome: heavily breathing I know I donned Myron Reed 'the chosen one' a few weeks ago. But Myron Reed couldn't defeat Leoanrd McGraw. Tonight, Kotto Brazil has picked up the win for The Set. So from this moment on, I declare Kotto Brazil 'The Chosen One'
Kotto: On god, On the gang, On the set. The component of The Set is now The Chosen One
Kotto taunts at the ramp as Jake holds up his arm in victory
Leonard is slumped on the bottom turnbuckle covered in blood, holding his world title in his lap. Dragon Kid staggers up and helps McGraw up.
Backstage: Golden Bryce is with his fellow tag team champ and younger cousin Alveno
Bryce: You gotta start holding' your head up high
Alveno: I guess
Bryce: Hey! What is with you, up and down, hot and cold, wishy wash. I am dedicated to this team.
Alveno: Whatever man
Bryce: (shakes his head)
- 3M3 enters
(already in the ring is Brandon Tate & Brent Tate from Ohio Valley Wrestling)
Tag Team Match
M2: 3M3 (3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo) def. Brandon Tate & Brent Tate
Backstage: We see Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera walk out of Teddy Long's office and the camera follows them to the ring
- Siaka Lexoni enters with Chrissy Rivera
- GG enters
Singles Match
M3: Siaka Lexoni (w/ Chrissy Rivera) def. GG (in a glorified squash match)
Siaka: I was put on some news, that next week! Ruckus will be going 1 on 1 with 3M Ultra and myself will be going 1 on 1 with M3 Quintillo. No DQ, so The Set WILL avenge our loss
Nick Simmonds: I also got word that Masato Tanaka will be on PYRO next week and he is utilizing his XPWEW Juniorweight Title rematch opportunity, next week The Set's Jordan Oliver will defend the title he has held for 512 days!
Kaitlyn: And now we are joined live via video chat with Masato Tanaka (Tanaka, Kaitlyn and Nick split screen)
Kaitlyn: Masato, how are you enjoying this time with your family
Masato: Oh it's great Kaitlyn thanks, My wife Chicki is still on my back about taking down some of these holiday decorations, I've just been so hellbent on getting back in that squared circle
Nick Simmonds: Masato, I think there is no debate that you love the game of professional wrestling but do you think, I mean when we spoke to your doctor he said you being in the ring wouldn't be a good idea and- (Jordan Oliver snatches Nick Simmonds headset off his head)
Jordan: I'm sorry Nick but I have to get this off my chest, Tanaka. You fu**ing scrub, You old, dusted ass scrub. I am addicted to beating that ass.
Tanaka: (inaudible response)
Jordan: So you bring your old ass here next week to the barracks and I promise you, I promise you. I will end your career (throws headset at Nick)
Nick Simmonds: Next week! Juniorweight Title is on the line, Jordan Oliver versus Masato Tanaka for the gold and that's next week, please tune into Vice, we'll be right back after this break
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- Priscilla Kelly enters
- Death Machine Audrey Carbine enters with Joe Gacy
Singles Match
M4: Death Machine Audrey Carbine (w/ Joe Gacy) def. Priscilla Kelly (in a great match)
After the match Audrey is not letting go of the 'art of ballistics' armbar despite 3 referees trying to break up Audrey from snapping the arm of Priscilla. The lights go black just like last week. This time the screen shows 20:13 "Thou shall not murder"
At this moment the screen switches to Lotus, in this dark staged off area "Are you scared Audrey? hahahaha you wanna mess with me? hehehe I'll just throw the whole book at you! (abrupt commercial break)
Backstage: XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw barges into Teddy Long's office. (Dragon Kid lags behind)
Leonard: Teddy, I know they did things differently where you come from (WWE Smackdown) but here it's just like the wild, wild west. This is outlaw s**t here. Last month Jake Awesome said Myron Reed was the chosen one well now he's changed his mind huh. Teddy, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. At Guilty As Charged I am going to defend the World Championship against Kotto Brazil. I'm gonna flick away The Set one by one. And now, Kotto Brazil. The light, the bright light it's shinin' on ya! At Guilty As Charged son ,I'm gonna make you famous!
Teddy: You got it playa!
In ring segment: The 2nd installment of 'Deity Readings'
Doxy has added a crystal ball with a purple and red tapestry hangup in the background and a Grand Wizard WWF-esq hat to her set design
Doxy: Welcome to the Deity Readings again, Tenille Dashwood and Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli
- Romeo Roselli & Tenille Dashwood enter followed by...
- Champagne Clausen enters
(Doxy gets Champagne to extend his palm for a reading, Romeo and Tenille kinda have to beg him to do it)
Doxy: Champagne, it appears from my palm reading I sense stress and feelings of incompetence
Champagne: Nope
(Doxy draws the first card)
Doxy: The card is 'The Emperor' this card implies that a member of your family you feel you need to earn their respect and perhaps love. Champagne does this situation reflect your current emotional situation?
Champagne: I um I don't see it, I think this whole card thing is a hoax
Romeo: I don't know Curtis, you and your father had that bloody brawl at Lockdown, hell just a month ago on this show he fired you and you had to cosplay as a Jewish Olympian Fencer to even get your job back
Champagne: This is not a job. I came back by hook or by crook to be a world champion (Champagne exits)
(Tenille opens a folded up sign that says 'We <3 All Man" as her and Romeo wave to the hard cam)
- Mark Briscoe & Jay Briscoe enter
- XPWEW Tag Team Champions enter......only Golden Bryce appears (commercial break)
- Alveno La Flare makes a solo entrance
Kaitlyn: I wonder if Alveno and Golden Bryce are gonna be on the same page?
XPWEW Tag Team Championships (on the line)
Tag Team Match
M5: Briscoe Brothers def. Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare (c)
WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!
-The finish of the match occurs when Alveno makes a mistimed blind tag, Mark hits the apron and sweeps Alveno off the apron smashing his face then Mark throws Alveno over the guardrail. This takes Bryce's head out of the game for a brief second and in that moment Jay Briscoe hits the 'Jay Driller' on Golden Bryce for the hooked leg 1-2-3 and now The Briscoe Brothers have just won XPWEW Tag Team gold. The Briscoes celebrate. Alveno leaves in a rush without looking back at his cousin Bryce. Bryce shakes Jay and Mark Briscoes hands and graciously takes the L
- The Briscoe Brothers both stand on adjacent top ropes and celebrate with their new XPWEW Tag Team Titles as the show goes to a close!
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Location: Los Angeles, Ca in The Barracks
Episode: 460
Channel: Vice Network @ 10pm (eastern)
Cold Open: 2 Mercedes-Benz trucks pull up in the parking dock. Exiting the first vehicle is Jake Awesome, followed by Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver. Next the second vehicle door opens and exits Chrissy Rivera followed by Siaka Lexoni and lastly Ruckus. The Set looked upset, last week Jake Awesome won his match howevеr was immediately cracked in thе skull by the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Leonard McGraw. We see a mean mug look from Jordan, Myron and Kotto who are trying to rebound after last week's loss to the XPWEW Tag Team Champs Golden Bryce, Alveno La Flare & Masato Tanaka. It appears 'The Chosen One' Myron Reed's grimace is a bit more unsettling because it was just three weeks ago at the Xtremey Awards where Myron vowed that 2021 will be 'his year'. However, Ruckus and Siaka trudged forward when in the frame of vision we see the new GM Theodore Long, who confidently strides up to in front of The Set, foremost to Siaka & Ruckus.
Teddy: 'Listen here playas, I know last week was not a good night for The Set and..-
Siaka: Save it Teddy, cut the bulls**t. We know who you are pimpin', You a living legend, Teddy Long.
Ruckus: And we know who you were, are and SHOULD be. I was a kid once Teddy; Doom?!?
(Teddy stares off into the distance remembering his run as a heel manager back in the days of WCW in Atlanta)
Siaka: Ron Simmons?
Jake: Butch Reed (Myron flexes acknowledging a subtle salute to 'The Natural')
Jake: Teddy, you got a supreme opportunity to write the recent wrongs that your career has brought you. You have the chance to have the ultimate career renaissance. Teddy. Think about it.
Jordan: Holla Holla
(Kotto, Jordan & Myron do the Teddy Long shuffle dance, makes. a great meme)
*Pyro Opening Montage video*
We are welcomed to tonight's program by our outstandings Xtremey Award winning commentary team of Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds.
Kaitlyn: Tonight our new general manager Teddy Long has made some great matchups tonight! The XPWEW Tag Team Titles will be on the line as Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare continue their heallacious title reign as they will defend the gold against The Briscoe Brothers Mark & Jay here tonight. Cousins versus Brothers do battle and tempers will flare!
Nick: Also tonight 3M3 has been on a roll but can they get a 4th straight win over The Set as they take on the tandem of Myron Reed & Jordan Oliver
Kaitlyn: I'm very intrigued by this one tonight we see another installment of 'Deity Readings' with Doxy, Last week we seen Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli with his 'friend' Tenille Dashwood do a tarot reading on the behalf of the injured All Man but tonight after Troy instructed Champagne to become a 'team' with Romeo, Romeo and Tenille have set-up an appointment with Champagne "What will the cards have in store for Champagne" We'll find out tonight on Friday Night Pyro!
- XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw enters with his tag team partner Dragon Kid
- Jake Awesome enters with Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver & Kotto Brazil enter
At the ramp Myron, Jordan & Kotto are standing in order
Myron steps up on his own, Jake stares at him and orders him to take a step back and Jake thwarts his attention towards Kotto Brazil
Jake: looking at Kotto I wanna see what you got, boss.
Nick Simmonds: It appears that Jake Awesome has told Myron Reed to fall in line and Kotto Brazil has stepped up to the plate.
Tag Team Match
M1: Kotto Brazil & Jake Awesome (c) def. Dragon Kid & Leonard McGraw (c)
- Kotto Brazil hits the 'lost in the sauce' finishing move off the top rope and pins Dragon Kid for the 1-2-3, Leonard was too late to make the save and just like that The Set gets the win. Jake Awesome runs outside to the timekeeper's area and grabs a steel chair and delivers a wicked chair shot to the world champion Leonard McGraw. Jake got cracked in the skull at the closing moment of the last episode of Pyro and this time Leonard got his receipt hard way, Leonard starts bleeding but Jake starts spiking the metal steel chair into the leg and back of a prone McGraw until Kotto has to step in and calm down The Gatekeeper.
Kaitlyn Khaos: Kotto Brazil technically has a win over the world champ!!!
Nick: Well he pinned Dragon Kid, not the world champion
Kaitlyn: A win is a win anyway you chalk it up, Nick
At the ramp
Jake Awesome: heavily breathing I know I donned Myron Reed 'the chosen one' a few weeks ago. But Myron Reed couldn't defeat Leoanrd McGraw. Tonight, Kotto Brazil has picked up the win for The Set. So from this moment on, I declare Kotto Brazil 'The Chosen One'
Kotto: On god, On the gang, On the set. The component of The Set is now The Chosen One
Kotto taunts at the ramp as Jake holds up his arm in victory
Leonard is slumped on the bottom turnbuckle covered in blood, holding his world title in his lap. Dragon Kid staggers up and helps McGraw up.
Backstage: Golden Bryce is with his fellow tag team champ and younger cousin Alveno
Bryce: You gotta start holding' your head up high
Alveno: I guess
Bryce: Hey! What is with you, up and down, hot and cold, wishy wash. I am dedicated to this team.
Alveno: Whatever man
Bryce: (shakes his head)
- 3M3 enters
(already in the ring is Brandon Tate & Brent Tate from Ohio Valley Wrestling)
Tag Team Match
M2: 3M3 (3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo) def. Brandon Tate & Brent Tate
Backstage: We see Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera walk out of Teddy Long's office and the camera follows them to the ring
- Siaka Lexoni enters with Chrissy Rivera
- GG enters
Singles Match
M3: Siaka Lexoni (w/ Chrissy Rivera) def. GG (in a glorified squash match)
Siaka: I was put on some news, that next week! Ruckus will be going 1 on 1 with 3M Ultra and myself will be going 1 on 1 with M3 Quintillo. No DQ, so The Set WILL avenge our loss
Nick Simmonds: I also got word that Masato Tanaka will be on PYRO next week and he is utilizing his XPWEW Juniorweight Title rematch opportunity, next week The Set's Jordan Oliver will defend the title he has held for 512 days!
Kaitlyn: And now we are joined live via video chat with Masato Tanaka (Tanaka, Kaitlyn and Nick split screen)
Kaitlyn: Masato, how are you enjoying this time with your family
Masato: Oh it's great Kaitlyn thanks, My wife Chicki is still on my back about taking down some of these holiday decorations, I've just been so hellbent on getting back in that squared circle
Nick Simmonds: Masato, I think there is no debate that you love the game of professional wrestling but do you think, I mean when we spoke to your doctor he said you being in the ring wouldn't be a good idea and- (Jordan Oliver snatches Nick Simmonds headset off his head)
Jordan: I'm sorry Nick but I have to get this off my chest, Tanaka. You fu**ing scrub, You old, dusted ass scrub. I am addicted to beating that ass.
Tanaka: (inaudible response)
Jordan: So you bring your old ass here next week to the barracks and I promise you, I promise you. I will end your career (throws headset at Nick)
Nick Simmonds: Next week! Juniorweight Title is on the line, Jordan Oliver versus Masato Tanaka for the gold and that's next week, please tune into Vice, we'll be right back after this break
ad: XPWEW Guilty As Charged 2021 pay-per-view only on FITE television
- Priscilla Kelly enters
- Death Machine Audrey Carbine enters with Joe Gacy
Singles Match
M4: Death Machine Audrey Carbine (w/ Joe Gacy) def. Priscilla Kelly (in a great match)
After the match Audrey is not letting go of the 'art of ballistics' armbar despite 3 referees trying to break up Audrey from snapping the arm of Priscilla. The lights go black just like last week. This time the screen shows 20:13 "Thou shall not murder"
At this moment the screen switches to Lotus, in this dark staged off area "Are you scared Audrey? hahahaha you wanna mess with me? hehehe I'll just throw the whole book at you! (abrupt commercial break)
Backstage: XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw barges into Teddy Long's office. (Dragon Kid lags behind)
Leonard: Teddy, I know they did things differently where you come from (WWE Smackdown) but here it's just like the wild, wild west. This is outlaw s**t here. Last month Jake Awesome said Myron Reed was the chosen one well now he's changed his mind huh. Teddy, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. At Guilty As Charged I am going to defend the World Championship against Kotto Brazil. I'm gonna flick away The Set one by one. And now, Kotto Brazil. The light, the bright light it's shinin' on ya! At Guilty As Charged son ,I'm gonna make you famous!
Teddy: You got it playa!
In ring segment: The 2nd installment of 'Deity Readings'
Doxy has added a crystal ball with a purple and red tapestry hangup in the background and a Grand Wizard WWF-esq hat to her set design
Doxy: Welcome to the Deity Readings again, Tenille Dashwood and Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli
- Romeo Roselli & Tenille Dashwood enter followed by...
- Champagne Clausen enters
(Doxy gets Champagne to extend his palm for a reading, Romeo and Tenille kinda have to beg him to do it)
Doxy: Champagne, it appears from my palm reading I sense stress and feelings of incompetence
Champagne: Nope
(Doxy draws the first card)
Doxy: The card is 'The Emperor' this card implies that a member of your family you feel you need to earn their respect and perhaps love. Champagne does this situation reflect your current emotional situation?
Champagne: I um I don't see it, I think this whole card thing is a hoax
Romeo: I don't know Curtis, you and your father had that bloody brawl at Lockdown, hell just a month ago on this show he fired you and you had to cosplay as a Jewish Olympian Fencer to even get your job back
Champagne: This is not a job. I came back by hook or by crook to be a world champion (Champagne exits)
(Tenille opens a folded up sign that says 'We <3 All Man" as her and Romeo wave to the hard cam)
- Mark Briscoe & Jay Briscoe enter
- XPWEW Tag Team Champions enter......only Golden Bryce appears (commercial break)
- Alveno La Flare makes a solo entrance
Kaitlyn: I wonder if Alveno and Golden Bryce are gonna be on the same page?
XPWEW Tag Team Championships (on the line)
Tag Team Match
M5: Briscoe Brothers def. Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare (c)
WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!
-The finish of the match occurs when Alveno makes a mistimed blind tag, Mark hits the apron and sweeps Alveno off the apron smashing his face then Mark throws Alveno over the guardrail. This takes Bryce's head out of the game for a brief second and in that moment Jay Briscoe hits the 'Jay Driller' on Golden Bryce for the hooked leg 1-2-3 and now The Briscoe Brothers have just won XPWEW Tag Team gold. The Briscoes celebrate. Alveno leaves in a rush without looking back at his cousin Bryce. Bryce shakes Jay and Mark Briscoes hands and graciously takes the L
- The Briscoe Brothers both stand on adjacent top ropes and celebrate with their new XPWEW Tag Team Titles as the show goes to a close!
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