Friday Night Pyro February 7th 2020 by XPWEW Lyrics
Friday Night Pyro February 7th, 2020 Billings, Montana MetraPark Arena
Friday Night Pyro intro
*Funny Skit shows Dr. Disrespect looking down on a long highway and at the end we see Golden Bryce. Disrespect: So I guess this is it huh? Bryce: Yes but it’s not goodbye. Only for now. They hug for a hilarious memorable moment a little less serious in a pro wrestling show here
Flirting With Disaster Tournament Match 1 on 1 M1: (I-N) Slayer w/ Rosemary defeats Ethan Bedlam (of Brigade; no Garrett Thompson at ringside for this match though)
*Garrett Thompson enters *Alveno La Flare enters *Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil & Myron Reed join commentary hype man Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera galavant around them as they clown on Garrett Thompson and even make some jokes at the expense of the rookie La Flare
Flirting With Disaster Tournament Match 1 on 1 M2: Alveno La Flare defeats Garrett Thompson
*The Set throws popcorn laughing at GT and in response GT picks up a chair from the commentary booth right underneath a sitting Nick Simmonds and chucks it hard at The Set (makes for a good gif.)
Jordan Oliver struts to the ring with Reed & Brazil and Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera Oliver has the XPWEW Juniorweight Title around his neck but he’s carrying a tennis racket in obvious response to the recent controversies online speculating about his in ring work with the recent twitter interaction between supporter Dave Meltzer and critic Jim Cornette
Oliver cuts a very entertaining promo hyping up The Set and Oliver says at the pay-per-view he’s gonna rack up the biggest win of his career to date as its now official at Flirting With Disaster on February 23rd Jordan Oliver is going to defend the title against living legend Masato Tanaka
2 on 2 M3: The Set (Kotto Brazil & Myron Reed) defeat 3M3 (M3 Quintillo & 3M Ultra)
After the match Brodie Croyle and Joe Gacy cut a promo and say to Oliver you may want Masato Tanaka 1 on 1 at the PPV but next week on Network Television we are willing to put the tag team gold on the line against Masato Tanaka and.... crowd pops Taka Michinoku!!!!! Plagueground wants TakaNaka next week for the Network tv premiere Woah Woah Woah The Set’s Kotto Brazil takes exception to that and says they want in. Next week it’s a 3 Way Dance Tag Team Match for the titles. TakaNaka vs Plagueground vs The Set. It’s official!
1 on 1 *Doxy must win to secure title match at PPV against Kiera Hogan
M4: Doxy Deity defeats Genevalisse w/ Based Fabian
(After the match Kiera Hogan says fine you’ve won both of the matches I asked you to win and now you’ve got your title shot. You got a date with the best Dox. Dox says Kiera I can tell your insecure in that title. In fact you are insecure all around and I think wrestling these days lacks sex appeal and if your really confident then you’ll do it in Bra & Panties crowd pops Kiera looks around perplexed. You know what you’re on!!!!! Next week!!!! Yes you are not mistaken next week on the VICE NETWORK TV premiere of Friday Night Pyro Kiera Hogan will take on Doxy Deity in a “Bra & Panties” Match
Backstage Interview: James Westerbeck has an interview with Leonard McGraw and McGraw gives Westerbeck an icy cold stare and instead Ms. Ryu answers James questions and the most profilings response being “What’s next between Leonard McGraw & The Dragon Kid. Ryu responds with McGraw has chosen that he will take on the Dragon 1 on 1 at the upcoming PPV on the 23rd. A war to settle the score. It will be a Stretcher Match between the former tag team champions on the 23rd
In ring segment CJ & Misty Mundae segment Lotus picks her partner
Johnson says I already know, it’s your grandfather Marc Snow. Al Snow. Head. Mr. Socko?
Lotus responds my partner is ....
Shane “the real” McCoy enters McCoy @ Lotus: I think it’s no secret that Lotus is becoming a thorn in the side of my close friend Chris Johnson and his family but now that toxic behavior is seeping into my business and after your statements about another lifelong friend and business partner last week I can’t deal with this anymore and if this crowd wasn’t so responsive to you I’d have no choice but to release you crowd boos Lotus @ McCoy: Ronald. You are the most self serving, slimey, fake fraud that drips with insincerity and condescension. You’ve made a career riding the coattails of other successes. You really think I’m not aware of the scum this industry is built upon. You promote forward progress because it took you 15 years to find women’s wrestling profitable or is it you had to wait for a more successful promoter to do it first to convince you? (crowd groans) Remember 2013 evenbody This man stole Dylan Ross’ hard work and stole his music and tried to start a rap career. Yeah he threw away his own company to start “Nalyd Records” and “Invalid Nalyd” A liar. An insecure thief slime that tried to backwood his way into another industry he has no business in. You stole his ideas you stole everyone’s ideas and you even put my suicidal father in the ring and played it up for a storyline for viewership you sick self serving motherfucker. You are the reason my life is so fucked okay. You did this. You and your hairbrianed failures. You took Tito Santana’s pension and built a headquarters. You took Jake Awesome’s blood and built this brand. You took my father’s mental health and made yourself money you fucking pig. You are nothing but a fat wannabe loser and you wanna know the reason nobody likes you it’s because if you lay with the apes it’s hard to be clean and you can’t even smell the shit on your knees. I hope this company fails again and I hope you eat yourself to death you second rate scumfuck. Spits in McCoy’s face McCoy stands there in shock after that verbal annihilation..presses the mic to his mouth “Security, Escort Lotus from my building”
4 Security Guards come to the ring and walk Lotus out and she complies without any resistance until she gets up the ramp to the curtain McCoy: Next week Lotus. Your gonna go 1 on 1 with me. And I’m going to beat an apology out of you. crowd boos
Lotus smiles and cackles only to walk away laughing between security guards
Golden Bryce enters
Freight Train enters with a stone faced unemotional and almost bored looking Troy Clausen in a wheelchair (he sits him at commentary with Simmonds and Khaos but Troy doesn’t say a world the whole time)
World Champion: All Man & All Woman enters. All Man enters with great energy and this crowd loves him tonight
Brian Lee enters
Champagne Clausen enters and introduces former rival of Freight Train! Yes! Nick Dinsmore! U-GENE is here!!!!!! Main Event!!! 3 on 3 (only 1 fall wins) M5: All Man, Golden Bryce & Freight Train defeats Champagne Clausen, Brian Lee & Eugene
Match ends with All Man hitting the Almond Joy on Ugene and him and Train double pin him for the win and simultaneously Bryce hits Champagne with the 3 rings breaking him off before he can break the pin.
(Textbook team victory for the babyfaces here.)
Bryce celebrates with Train & All Man takes a moment to cut his music and grab the hand of the All Woman and All Man gets down on one knee and asks “Tenille, these past 6 months I know have been a rollercoaster but next week is Valentines Day and I wanna take you to the finest vegan friendly restaurant in Boise. Whataya say? crowd drums up a YES chant Tenille looks around Tenille: YES!!!!!!! All Man jumps for joy and picks up the All Woman Macho Man/Elizabeth style as the show closes
Friday Night Pyro intro
*Funny Skit shows Dr. Disrespect looking down on a long highway and at the end we see Golden Bryce. Disrespect: So I guess this is it huh? Bryce: Yes but it’s not goodbye. Only for now. They hug for a hilarious memorable moment a little less serious in a pro wrestling show here
Flirting With Disaster Tournament Match 1 on 1 M1: (I-N) Slayer w/ Rosemary defeats Ethan Bedlam (of Brigade; no Garrett Thompson at ringside for this match though)
*Garrett Thompson enters *Alveno La Flare enters *Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil & Myron Reed join commentary hype man Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera galavant around them as they clown on Garrett Thompson and even make some jokes at the expense of the rookie La Flare
Flirting With Disaster Tournament Match 1 on 1 M2: Alveno La Flare defeats Garrett Thompson
*The Set throws popcorn laughing at GT and in response GT picks up a chair from the commentary booth right underneath a sitting Nick Simmonds and chucks it hard at The Set (makes for a good gif.)
Jordan Oliver struts to the ring with Reed & Brazil and Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera Oliver has the XPWEW Juniorweight Title around his neck but he’s carrying a tennis racket in obvious response to the recent controversies online speculating about his in ring work with the recent twitter interaction between supporter Dave Meltzer and critic Jim Cornette
Oliver cuts a very entertaining promo hyping up The Set and Oliver says at the pay-per-view he’s gonna rack up the biggest win of his career to date as its now official at Flirting With Disaster on February 23rd Jordan Oliver is going to defend the title against living legend Masato Tanaka
2 on 2 M3: The Set (Kotto Brazil & Myron Reed) defeat 3M3 (M3 Quintillo & 3M Ultra)
After the match Brodie Croyle and Joe Gacy cut a promo and say to Oliver you may want Masato Tanaka 1 on 1 at the PPV but next week on Network Television we are willing to put the tag team gold on the line against Masato Tanaka and.... crowd pops Taka Michinoku!!!!! Plagueground wants TakaNaka next week for the Network tv premiere Woah Woah Woah The Set’s Kotto Brazil takes exception to that and says they want in. Next week it’s a 3 Way Dance Tag Team Match for the titles. TakaNaka vs Plagueground vs The Set. It’s official!
1 on 1 *Doxy must win to secure title match at PPV against Kiera Hogan
M4: Doxy Deity defeats Genevalisse w/ Based Fabian
(After the match Kiera Hogan says fine you’ve won both of the matches I asked you to win and now you’ve got your title shot. You got a date with the best Dox. Dox says Kiera I can tell your insecure in that title. In fact you are insecure all around and I think wrestling these days lacks sex appeal and if your really confident then you’ll do it in Bra & Panties crowd pops Kiera looks around perplexed. You know what you’re on!!!!! Next week!!!! Yes you are not mistaken next week on the VICE NETWORK TV premiere of Friday Night Pyro Kiera Hogan will take on Doxy Deity in a “Bra & Panties” Match
Backstage Interview: James Westerbeck has an interview with Leonard McGraw and McGraw gives Westerbeck an icy cold stare and instead Ms. Ryu answers James questions and the most profilings response being “What’s next between Leonard McGraw & The Dragon Kid. Ryu responds with McGraw has chosen that he will take on the Dragon 1 on 1 at the upcoming PPV on the 23rd. A war to settle the score. It will be a Stretcher Match between the former tag team champions on the 23rd
In ring segment CJ & Misty Mundae segment Lotus picks her partner
Johnson says I already know, it’s your grandfather Marc Snow. Al Snow. Head. Mr. Socko?
Lotus responds my partner is ....
Shane “the real” McCoy enters McCoy @ Lotus: I think it’s no secret that Lotus is becoming a thorn in the side of my close friend Chris Johnson and his family but now that toxic behavior is seeping into my business and after your statements about another lifelong friend and business partner last week I can’t deal with this anymore and if this crowd wasn’t so responsive to you I’d have no choice but to release you crowd boos Lotus @ McCoy: Ronald. You are the most self serving, slimey, fake fraud that drips with insincerity and condescension. You’ve made a career riding the coattails of other successes. You really think I’m not aware of the scum this industry is built upon. You promote forward progress because it took you 15 years to find women’s wrestling profitable or is it you had to wait for a more successful promoter to do it first to convince you? (crowd groans) Remember 2013 evenbody This man stole Dylan Ross’ hard work and stole his music and tried to start a rap career. Yeah he threw away his own company to start “Nalyd Records” and “Invalid Nalyd” A liar. An insecure thief slime that tried to backwood his way into another industry he has no business in. You stole his ideas you stole everyone’s ideas and you even put my suicidal father in the ring and played it up for a storyline for viewership you sick self serving motherfucker. You are the reason my life is so fucked okay. You did this. You and your hairbrianed failures. You took Tito Santana’s pension and built a headquarters. You took Jake Awesome’s blood and built this brand. You took my father’s mental health and made yourself money you fucking pig. You are nothing but a fat wannabe loser and you wanna know the reason nobody likes you it’s because if you lay with the apes it’s hard to be clean and you can’t even smell the shit on your knees. I hope this company fails again and I hope you eat yourself to death you second rate scumfuck. Spits in McCoy’s face McCoy stands there in shock after that verbal annihilation..presses the mic to his mouth “Security, Escort Lotus from my building”
4 Security Guards come to the ring and walk Lotus out and she complies without any resistance until she gets up the ramp to the curtain McCoy: Next week Lotus. Your gonna go 1 on 1 with me. And I’m going to beat an apology out of you. crowd boos
Lotus smiles and cackles only to walk away laughing between security guards
Golden Bryce enters
Freight Train enters with a stone faced unemotional and almost bored looking Troy Clausen in a wheelchair (he sits him at commentary with Simmonds and Khaos but Troy doesn’t say a world the whole time)
World Champion: All Man & All Woman enters. All Man enters with great energy and this crowd loves him tonight
Brian Lee enters
Champagne Clausen enters and introduces former rival of Freight Train! Yes! Nick Dinsmore! U-GENE is here!!!!!! Main Event!!! 3 on 3 (only 1 fall wins) M5: All Man, Golden Bryce & Freight Train defeats Champagne Clausen, Brian Lee & Eugene
Match ends with All Man hitting the Almond Joy on Ugene and him and Train double pin him for the win and simultaneously Bryce hits Champagne with the 3 rings breaking him off before he can break the pin.
(Textbook team victory for the babyfaces here.)
Bryce celebrates with Train & All Man takes a moment to cut his music and grab the hand of the All Woman and All Man gets down on one knee and asks “Tenille, these past 6 months I know have been a rollercoaster but next week is Valentines Day and I wanna take you to the finest vegan friendly restaurant in Boise. Whataya say? crowd drums up a YES chant Tenille looks around Tenille: YES!!!!!!! All Man jumps for joy and picks up the All Woman Macho Man/Elizabeth style as the show closes