Friday Night Pyro June 19th 2020 by XPWEW Lyrics
XPWEW Friday Night PYRO (6-19-2020) results
XPWEW Friday Night PYRO #430
Location: Los Angeles, California in ‘The Barracks’ XPWEW training facility
Episode: 430
Friday June 19th, 2020
[[Recap video airs of the casket match between Ruckus and Alveno La Flare last week then transition to Champagne “trying” to align himself with The Set to their decline then the video transitions to the on-going rift of teacher and student that is the rocky relationship of former world heavyweight champion Golden Bryce and sure-fire future Hall of Fame first ballot inductee Masato Tanaka which then transitions to the crashing of the wedding between All Man/All Woman that was thrashed by Simon Gotch and his irritating puppet show mockery.]]
- The Set enters without Ruckus but Jordan Oliver has Ruckus’ world title as well as his own Juniorweight Title both around his waist 2006 RVD style.
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(Where is Ruckus? He has a huge champion versus champion matchup against International Champ: Jake Awesome later tonight? - Kaitlyn Khaos)
- Kotto Brazil front and center informs the viewing audience “Our world champion Ruckus is not here tonight”
- Myron Reed grabs the mic and says “That’s right and Ruckus told all of us that he will no longer appear on Friday Night Pyro and ALL XPWEW programming until he receives a ‘thank you’ from the network! That’s right! Until Ruckus and The SET as the most-watched stable in VICELAND history receive a proper thank you, Ruckus will no longer be appearing on VICE”
- Jordan Oliver says “YEEEE!!!! Oh yeah that’s what sup Vice Media! That’s whats up Shane Smith! Spike Jones! James Murdoch! We demand respect!
- Siaka Lexoni then caps off with: “And some of you at home might be asking yourself why? The answer is simple. Respect. I mean the whole social network of Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and even Reddit, whatever that is..Were buzzing about Ruckus being not just the XPWEW world champion but the true World Champion of Professional Wrestling as it stands today! So when he gets that proper thanks of gratitude then he’ll return”
- Jake Awesome enters
- Jake: “So Siaka, You are telling me I have no match tonight? Since Ruckus isn’t here I gotta have a replacement and seeing how I’ve already beaten Jordan, Myron is busy with Joe Gacy. I think I’ll call out Mister Brazil. You and me tonight!!!!!!
- Kotto Brazil responds “I’ve been itching for this moment, I used to watch you growing up and now in the year 2020 you are calling me out. I’d love to dance, if you can keep up”
- Jake Awesome nods his head and tonight what was originally scheduled to be Ruckus his opponent will now be Kotto Brazil; this is the first time ever.
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- Rosemary enters
- Priscilla Kelly enters
XPWEW Women’s Title on the line!
1 on 1
M1: Priscilla Kelly (c) defeats Rosemary when Rosemary submits to the Osteoporosis and Priscilla absolutely is not letting go of the hold no matter how much pleading is done by Lotus at ringside. Priscilla baiting her in and Lotus bites and Priscilla bites Lotus’ nose and she is possessed here. It’s a bloody, gory scene as Priscilla lets go and Lotus’ nose is bleeding dark red and Priscilla starts beating her up, we’ve never seen Lotus look so vulnerable here but Priscilla is fed up with all the blindsides. Kiera Hogan, Doxy Deity run down and try to separate her from Lotus, Lotus rolls out of the ring coveting Rosemary, Kiera then blindsides Doxy with a steel chair and misses Kelly but Kelly ducks and dodges until Kiera’s manager Brian Lee hops into the fray and grabs the throat of Priscilla and hoists her up and connects 9-1-1 chokeslam on the chair held up by Kiera Hogan and the slide out of the ring as Devil’s Playhouse plot thickens.
As Kiera and Brian Lee walk up the ramp, Priscilla says “you c**t” which was censored by VICE’s west coast feed but the east coasters heard it.
Priscilla: “Brian Lee, I beat your daughter’s ass and I’m not afraid of you, you big son of a bitch”
*Brian Lee turns around slowly and starts walking back down to the ring
*Priscilla is mouthing “bring it, I don’t care, c’mon”
*Brian Lee enters the ring and then hits 911 choke-slam on Priscilla AGAIN to which this time Lotus crawls in the ring and applies the helm sharpshooter but Priscilla bites her arm to escape and then she slugs Lotus out of the ring and tells Brian Lee to come back
*Kiera Hogan at the ramp; on the mic “Priscilla you should never call 911 if it isn’t an emergency. Too-du-loo”
Backstage: James Westerbeck interview and he is joined by Leonard McGraw
McGraw: Ruckus wants a thank you, why isn’t he here, being a champion, he’s not my champion. And look at ol’ Jake calling shots, making matches using that political brush he has, well he might knock Kotto’s head off his damn shoulders tonight but shit I might knock both em off Next Sunday. Including Ruckus, so I’m not saying Thank you. I’m saying You’re Welcome
- Golden Bryce enters
- GT and EB enter
- Masato Tanaka enters
Tag Team Match
M2: Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam defeat Golden Bryce & Masato Tanaka
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After the match: Tanaka looks at Bryce with disdain. Bryce gets in his face.
Bryce: “You wanna criticize something? Well you lost also tonight, It’s a tag TEAM, And if you can’t understand that, then leave. Just leave. Hell retire, it’s over for you…
Tanaka: *dangon fists* Bryce and they start trading blows.
Tanaka screams “You wanna end my career then do it”
Bryce: At The Devil’s Playhouse, It’s gonna be ME! Golden Bryce vs YOU! Masato Tanaka….and If I win you gotta retire and leave….in fact leave forever and never ever ever come back”
Tanaka: extends for a handshake that pulls them in and Bryce headbutts Tanaka….
*Bryce walks up ramp angry*
*Tanaka looks at him with a wicked smile*
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- Bryce looks up at the screen in disbelief then looks directly in camera and says…..”okay, okay that’s how it is, I’m game. You wanna get evil? Huh? Indeed. Ok”
- Lola Starr (already in ring)
- Audrey Carbine enters
Final Women’s Playhouse Qualifying Match
1 on 1
M3: Audrey Carbine defeats Lola Starr via submission
Backstage: You see All Man and All Woman watching their rival on tv
- Audrey Carbine walks up ramp as Joe Gacy is walking down “Don’t fuck this up” says Carbine to which Gacy “flips the bird”
- Myron Reed enters with Siaka Lexoni and Jordan Oliver
Final Men’s Playhouse Qualifying Match
1 on 1
M4: Myron Reed defeats Joe Gacy
* After the match Romeo Roselli disguised as a fan jumps the rail and tackles Joe Gacy (this is revenge for the attack he suffered last week during The Wedding, Carbine doesn’t intervene and instead opts to let Gacy get jumped. Gacy and Romeo brawl up the stairs, and then end up at the concession stand where Romeo hits Gacy with a big bag of popcorn, pouring beer on him. Romeo gets up in Gacy’s face, My return to pay-per-view is in 9 days and I wanna win so I want Joe Gacy
* *Gacy sitting there against the concession cart slumped, spits in Romeo’s face as a response to which Romeo kicks him more and walks off.
Backstage: GM Troy Clausen on the phone with what we discover to be Ruckus
“Well we need you on the show……Let me thank you first Clyde, really, I look for you to have a Bruno-esq run. Surely….
- Champagne Clausen walks in
……I gotta go
Troy: Curtis, What do you have to complain about this week? Huh?
Champagne: I came to ask you how you let your world champion not appear for an advertised match
Troy: Ruckus, is unique
Champagne: Ruckus is lazy and undeserving
Troy: And what are you? Because to me you look like you fell off…Hard……exits…..
- Leonard McGraw joins commentary with Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds
- Kotto Brazil enters with Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver, Siaka Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera
- XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome enters
1 on 1
M5: Jake Awesome defeats Kotto Brazil
(McGraw’s commentary was a lot of shoot promo blending what could be reality with show, unsure but great on the mic)
PUPPET SHOW: Simon Gotch puppet says he’s gonna pillage ALL in the FAMILY and capture his first title in XPWEW in mere moments fades into entrance
- The Marauder Simon Gotch and Mandy Leon enter
- XPWEW Tag Team Champions All Man & All Woman enter
XPWEW Tag Team Titles on the line!!!
Inter-gender Tag Team Match
M6: Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon defeat All Man & All Woman
Match ends when Gotch makes All Man submit to the camel clutch and in their first defense they lose! Gotch and Leon win! Even more impressive Mandy Leon wins the tag team title in her debut match!!!! WHAT AN UPSET. All Man looks so defeated and All Woman looks upset
“When they tied the knot they agreed for better or worse and wow I think we just witnessed the worst” - Kaitlyn Khaos
Show Ends!
XPWEW Friday Night PYRO #430
Location: Los Angeles, California in ‘The Barracks’ XPWEW training facility
Episode: 430
Friday June 19th, 2020
[[Recap video airs of the casket match between Ruckus and Alveno La Flare last week then transition to Champagne “trying” to align himself with The Set to their decline then the video transitions to the on-going rift of teacher and student that is the rocky relationship of former world heavyweight champion Golden Bryce and sure-fire future Hall of Fame first ballot inductee Masato Tanaka which then transitions to the crashing of the wedding between All Man/All Woman that was thrashed by Simon Gotch and his irritating puppet show mockery.]]
- The Set enters without Ruckus but Jordan Oliver has Ruckus’ world title as well as his own Juniorweight Title both around his waist 2006 RVD style.
-
(Where is Ruckus? He has a huge champion versus champion matchup against International Champ: Jake Awesome later tonight? - Kaitlyn Khaos)
- Kotto Brazil front and center informs the viewing audience “Our world champion Ruckus is not here tonight”
- Myron Reed grabs the mic and says “That’s right and Ruckus told all of us that he will no longer appear on Friday Night Pyro and ALL XPWEW programming until he receives a ‘thank you’ from the network! That’s right! Until Ruckus and The SET as the most-watched stable in VICELAND history receive a proper thank you, Ruckus will no longer be appearing on VICE”
- Jordan Oliver says “YEEEE!!!! Oh yeah that’s what sup Vice Media! That’s whats up Shane Smith! Spike Jones! James Murdoch! We demand respect!
- Siaka Lexoni then caps off with: “And some of you at home might be asking yourself why? The answer is simple. Respect. I mean the whole social network of Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and even Reddit, whatever that is..Were buzzing about Ruckus being not just the XPWEW world champion but the true World Champion of Professional Wrestling as it stands today! So when he gets that proper thanks of gratitude then he’ll return”
- Jake Awesome enters
- Jake: “So Siaka, You are telling me I have no match tonight? Since Ruckus isn’t here I gotta have a replacement and seeing how I’ve already beaten Jordan, Myron is busy with Joe Gacy. I think I’ll call out Mister Brazil. You and me tonight!!!!!!
- Kotto Brazil responds “I’ve been itching for this moment, I used to watch you growing up and now in the year 2020 you are calling me out. I’d love to dance, if you can keep up”
- Jake Awesome nods his head and tonight what was originally scheduled to be Ruckus his opponent will now be Kotto Brazil; this is the first time ever.
Ad: The 2020 Devil’s Playhouse is streaming on FITE TV for the price of $19.99 ORDER NOW! June 28th
- Rosemary enters
- Priscilla Kelly enters
XPWEW Women’s Title on the line!
1 on 1
M1: Priscilla Kelly (c) defeats Rosemary when Rosemary submits to the Osteoporosis and Priscilla absolutely is not letting go of the hold no matter how much pleading is done by Lotus at ringside. Priscilla baiting her in and Lotus bites and Priscilla bites Lotus’ nose and she is possessed here. It’s a bloody, gory scene as Priscilla lets go and Lotus’ nose is bleeding dark red and Priscilla starts beating her up, we’ve never seen Lotus look so vulnerable here but Priscilla is fed up with all the blindsides. Kiera Hogan, Doxy Deity run down and try to separate her from Lotus, Lotus rolls out of the ring coveting Rosemary, Kiera then blindsides Doxy with a steel chair and misses Kelly but Kelly ducks and dodges until Kiera’s manager Brian Lee hops into the fray and grabs the throat of Priscilla and hoists her up and connects 9-1-1 chokeslam on the chair held up by Kiera Hogan and the slide out of the ring as Devil’s Playhouse plot thickens.
As Kiera and Brian Lee walk up the ramp, Priscilla says “you c**t” which was censored by VICE’s west coast feed but the east coasters heard it.
Priscilla: “Brian Lee, I beat your daughter’s ass and I’m not afraid of you, you big son of a bitch”
*Brian Lee turns around slowly and starts walking back down to the ring
*Priscilla is mouthing “bring it, I don’t care, c’mon”
*Brian Lee enters the ring and then hits 911 choke-slam on Priscilla AGAIN to which this time Lotus crawls in the ring and applies the helm sharpshooter but Priscilla bites her arm to escape and then she slugs Lotus out of the ring and tells Brian Lee to come back
*Kiera Hogan at the ramp; on the mic “Priscilla you should never call 911 if it isn’t an emergency. Too-du-loo”
Backstage: James Westerbeck interview and he is joined by Leonard McGraw
McGraw: Ruckus wants a thank you, why isn’t he here, being a champion, he’s not my champion. And look at ol’ Jake calling shots, making matches using that political brush he has, well he might knock Kotto’s head off his damn shoulders tonight but shit I might knock both em off Next Sunday. Including Ruckus, so I’m not saying Thank you. I’m saying You’re Welcome
- Golden Bryce enters
- GT and EB enter
- Masato Tanaka enters
Tag Team Match
M2: Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam defeat Golden Bryce & Masato Tanaka
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After the match: Tanaka looks at Bryce with disdain. Bryce gets in his face.
Bryce: “You wanna criticize something? Well you lost also tonight, It’s a tag TEAM, And if you can’t understand that, then leave. Just leave. Hell retire, it’s over for you…
Tanaka: *dangon fists* Bryce and they start trading blows.
Tanaka screams “You wanna end my career then do it”
Bryce: At The Devil’s Playhouse, It’s gonna be ME! Golden Bryce vs YOU! Masato Tanaka….and If I win you gotta retire and leave….in fact leave forever and never ever ever come back”
Tanaka: extends for a handshake that pulls them in and Bryce headbutts Tanaka….
*Bryce walks up ramp angry*
*Tanaka looks at him with a wicked smile*
<>
- Bryce looks up at the screen in disbelief then looks directly in camera and says…..”okay, okay that’s how it is, I’m game. You wanna get evil? Huh? Indeed. Ok”
- Lola Starr (already in ring)
- Audrey Carbine enters
Final Women’s Playhouse Qualifying Match
1 on 1
M3: Audrey Carbine defeats Lola Starr via submission
Backstage: You see All Man and All Woman watching their rival on tv
- Audrey Carbine walks up ramp as Joe Gacy is walking down “Don’t fuck this up” says Carbine to which Gacy “flips the bird”
- Myron Reed enters with Siaka Lexoni and Jordan Oliver
Final Men’s Playhouse Qualifying Match
1 on 1
M4: Myron Reed defeats Joe Gacy
* After the match Romeo Roselli disguised as a fan jumps the rail and tackles Joe Gacy (this is revenge for the attack he suffered last week during The Wedding, Carbine doesn’t intervene and instead opts to let Gacy get jumped. Gacy and Romeo brawl up the stairs, and then end up at the concession stand where Romeo hits Gacy with a big bag of popcorn, pouring beer on him. Romeo gets up in Gacy’s face, My return to pay-per-view is in 9 days and I wanna win so I want Joe Gacy
* *Gacy sitting there against the concession cart slumped, spits in Romeo’s face as a response to which Romeo kicks him more and walks off.
Backstage: GM Troy Clausen on the phone with what we discover to be Ruckus
“Well we need you on the show……Let me thank you first Clyde, really, I look for you to have a Bruno-esq run. Surely….
- Champagne Clausen walks in
……I gotta go
Troy: Curtis, What do you have to complain about this week? Huh?
Champagne: I came to ask you how you let your world champion not appear for an advertised match
Troy: Ruckus, is unique
Champagne: Ruckus is lazy and undeserving
Troy: And what are you? Because to me you look like you fell off…Hard……exits…..
- Leonard McGraw joins commentary with Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds
- Kotto Brazil enters with Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver, Siaka Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera
- XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome enters
1 on 1
M5: Jake Awesome defeats Kotto Brazil
(McGraw’s commentary was a lot of shoot promo blending what could be reality with show, unsure but great on the mic)
PUPPET SHOW: Simon Gotch puppet says he’s gonna pillage ALL in the FAMILY and capture his first title in XPWEW in mere moments fades into entrance
- The Marauder Simon Gotch and Mandy Leon enter
- XPWEW Tag Team Champions All Man & All Woman enter
XPWEW Tag Team Titles on the line!!!
Inter-gender Tag Team Match
M6: Simon Gotch & Mandy Leon defeat All Man & All Woman
Match ends when Gotch makes All Man submit to the camel clutch and in their first defense they lose! Gotch and Leon win! Even more impressive Mandy Leon wins the tag team title in her debut match!!!! WHAT AN UPSET. All Man looks so defeated and All Woman looks upset
“When they tied the knot they agreed for better or worse and wow I think we just witnessed the worst” - Kaitlyn Khaos
Show Ends!