John Pertwee by Worzel Gummidge Lyrics

Just like John and Sue
You must speak my language too
Not yakkity if you please
You must speak in Worzelese
You put a "wur" after W
And a "wur" after O
You put a "wur" after R
And it's away we go
Put a "wur" after Z
And put a "wur" after E
A "wur" after L
A "zel" after "wur"
And you're left with me