Witt Lowrys Voicemail Skit by Witt Lowry Lyrics
"Yo, Mark, it's Chris Lygon, um, in case you forgot, I sent you three of the video treatments, uh, one of ’em for 'Go Big or Go Home.' Chris sent his verse, Hunter said your car haven’t been there, Dan sent you the mix, yo—think, like, but you can't keep pushing the fucking pay. It's been like two months, yo. I don't know, I guess, like, people are just rollin' with it for now. I'm just letting you know, you can't pull this shit out in the next one, or the next one, or the next one."
"Mark Richard Junior, what is up? So, went to a party tonight, man. Showed everybody Kindest Regards—a few tracks. And, turns out, you're just another wannabe Slim Shady, man, That’s already happened. Stop trying to be old school; stop trying to be new school, man. Haha, I don’t know. It didn't go over well, so—I don’t know, man, get your shit together. Give me a call tomorrow, man—peace."
"Hey Witty—or, Mark, whatever you wanna be called. It's Nara from Common. Right now I just have no idea how to push or present your music to our fans. I mean, your sound doesn't really fit a certain style. One minute you sound like this and the next night you sound like that. I mean, 'Wake Up’ is completely different from 'Cyborg Casserole,' so I have no idea how to present you and your style to our fans and the media with such an unapparent sound. So, I'll see what we can do and how it all goes. I'll hit you back later. Bye."
"Ay, what's up, dude? It's Dan. Uh, just sent you and [Kai?] the rest of your beat. So, let me know how that comes out. Um, know you're [?] later, so, get that stuff done. And, uh, give me a call back—uh, let me know how that beat—beat sounds, alright? Aight, man."
"Hey Mark, it's me, Listen. I've been thinking, and, I can't be with you anymore. You're not fun, you don't wanna go out ever, you don't wanna drink with me, you don't wanna party, and, it is boring. So, good luck with that little music video you have going, 'cause I'm done. Bye."
"Oh, I'll take this."
"Hey Mark, it's Dad calling, just seein' what you're up to. I don't know if you're working today, but, uh, I had talked to Sarah, uh, earlier in the week about—and then left messages for you—about going to the movies or something, uhh, today, so, uh, uhh—then seeing if we'd get your mom to come with us. So, uh—anyway, that's why I'm calling; give me a shout when you have a chance. Talk to you later, bye."
"Mark Richard Junior, what is up? So, went to a party tonight, man. Showed everybody Kindest Regards—a few tracks. And, turns out, you're just another wannabe Slim Shady, man, That’s already happened. Stop trying to be old school; stop trying to be new school, man. Haha, I don’t know. It didn't go over well, so—I don’t know, man, get your shit together. Give me a call tomorrow, man—peace."
"Hey Witty—or, Mark, whatever you wanna be called. It's Nara from Common. Right now I just have no idea how to push or present your music to our fans. I mean, your sound doesn't really fit a certain style. One minute you sound like this and the next night you sound like that. I mean, 'Wake Up’ is completely different from 'Cyborg Casserole,' so I have no idea how to present you and your style to our fans and the media with such an unapparent sound. So, I'll see what we can do and how it all goes. I'll hit you back later. Bye."
"Ay, what's up, dude? It's Dan. Uh, just sent you and [Kai?] the rest of your beat. So, let me know how that comes out. Um, know you're [?] later, so, get that stuff done. And, uh, give me a call back—uh, let me know how that beat—beat sounds, alright? Aight, man."
"Hey Mark, it's me, Listen. I've been thinking, and, I can't be with you anymore. You're not fun, you don't wanna go out ever, you don't wanna drink with me, you don't wanna party, and, it is boring. So, good luck with that little music video you have going, 'cause I'm done. Bye."
"Oh, I'll take this."
"Hey Mark, it's Dad calling, just seein' what you're up to. I don't know if you're working today, but, uh, I had talked to Sarah, uh, earlier in the week about—and then left messages for you—about going to the movies or something, uhh, today, so, uh, uhh—then seeing if we'd get your mom to come with us. So, uh—anyway, that's why I'm calling; give me a shout when you have a chance. Talk to you later, bye."