MAMBO500 by William Crooks Lyrics
[Verse 1: William Crooks]
Open up shops
I had to pay all these bills
My hand is [?]
I don't feel hungry enough
Might have to skip on some meals
My circle small like a cell
I'm already killing myself
Don't talk about it on cell
I do what I like it don't sell
Sometimes when you mumble it sound like
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang, kid rock
Put the [?] into my mouth that's why I spit hot
Basically untouchable got a fast hit box
Have to pay to live on Earth that's why I'm pissed off
It's not weird it's just hot guys in speedos
I like slim jims and I like hot cheetos
And the packs always loud cause the plug wears tie dye
I was smoking in the bathroom and they kicked me out of Five Guys
How you on the net hating bet you want a crib but your feet dirty
Don't play tough gеt you a [?] like beef jerky
You said you didn't suck dick so why your knees dirty?
[Chorus: William Crooks]
I go super sonic likе I'm Usain
Wanna give you the house but two made it
Mambo number 5 like Lou Bega
Mambo 500 feel a little [?]
[Verse 2: William Crooks]
Pissing on em like loose paper
Seen him on the 10 o'clock news no news anchors
Unpack the truck but I don't have no neighbors
Rolled up a gram had to use like two papers
So loud my feet dragging
Showing my ass because my jeans sagging
Talk a quick game so why you keep lagging
Pack loud I siphon gas out of a G-Wagon (you goin to jail)
Mac and cheese with the Popeyes (chicken)
Drugs was involved, mob ties
Kick em in the face, Muay Thai
[Refrain: William Crooks]
I'm doin hot girt shit (don't cry)
I'm doin hot girt shit (don't cry)
I'm doin hot girt shit (don't cry)
Fuck do you mean
I'm just doing hot girl shit (facts)
[Verse 3: William Crooks]
Had to take a mop out it smell like piss in here
Still 25 hot girls had me skipping years
93 til infinity on my deathbed
See me on tour like a deadhead
Don't buy shampoo I don't have time for bedhead
Fuck money big ass guillotine that's how you get head
If you get hungry how do you get fed
When you waste a dollar how do you get that
All this went down like a flash flood
It's not a coupe it's a gas truck
Coughing some loud put my mask up
Nobody saw cause my mask up
No competition just mascots
All this went down like a flash flood
It's not a coupe it's a gas truck
Coughing some loud put my mask up
Nobody saw cause my mask up
No competition just mascots
(quickly)
Open up shops
I had to pay all these bills
My hand is [?]
I don't feel hungry enough
Might have to skip on some meals
My circle small like a cell
I'm already killing myself
Don't talk about it on cell
I do what I like it don't sell
Sometimes when you mumble it sound like
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang, kid rock
Put the [?] into my mouth that's why I spit hot
Basically untouchable got a fast hit box
Have to pay to live on Earth that's why I'm pissed off
It's not weird it's just hot guys in speedos
I like slim jims and I like hot cheetos
And the packs always loud cause the plug wears tie dye
I was smoking in the bathroom and they kicked me out of Five Guys
How you on the net hating bet you want a crib but your feet dirty
Don't play tough gеt you a [?] like beef jerky
You said you didn't suck dick so why your knees dirty?
[Chorus: William Crooks]
I go super sonic likе I'm Usain
Wanna give you the house but two made it
Mambo number 5 like Lou Bega
Mambo 500 feel a little [?]
[Verse 2: William Crooks]
Pissing on em like loose paper
Seen him on the 10 o'clock news no news anchors
Unpack the truck but I don't have no neighbors
Rolled up a gram had to use like two papers
So loud my feet dragging
Showing my ass because my jeans sagging
Talk a quick game so why you keep lagging
Pack loud I siphon gas out of a G-Wagon (you goin to jail)
Mac and cheese with the Popeyes (chicken)
Drugs was involved, mob ties
Kick em in the face, Muay Thai
[Refrain: William Crooks]
I'm doin hot girt shit (don't cry)
I'm doin hot girt shit (don't cry)
I'm doin hot girt shit (don't cry)
Fuck do you mean
I'm just doing hot girl shit (facts)
[Verse 3: William Crooks]
Had to take a mop out it smell like piss in here
Still 25 hot girls had me skipping years
93 til infinity on my deathbed
See me on tour like a deadhead
Don't buy shampoo I don't have time for bedhead
Fuck money big ass guillotine that's how you get head
If you get hungry how do you get fed
When you waste a dollar how do you get that
All this went down like a flash flood
It's not a coupe it's a gas truck
Coughing some loud put my mask up
Nobody saw cause my mask up
No competition just mascots
All this went down like a flash flood
It's not a coupe it's a gas truck
Coughing some loud put my mask up
Nobody saw cause my mask up
No competition just mascots
(quickly)