Suck a Polar Bears Dick by Wesley Willis Lyrics

Suck a panda's smelly asshole
Suck a llama's hard dick
Suck a wooly mammoth's cock
Suck an alpaca's dick with Lawry's seasoned salt

Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick

Suck a hartebeest's ass with Cheez Wiz
Suck a Croatian sheepdog's dick with Dijon mustard
Suck a Great Dane's ass with A1 steak sauce
Suck a caribou's dick with Price Chopper imitation vanilla extract

Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick

Suck a Golden Retriever's smelly ass
Suck a greyhound's dick like a lollipop
Suck a hyena's smelly bootyhole
Suck a bulldog's shitty ass, you blasted motherfucker
Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick
Suck a polar bear's dick

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
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