My Keyboard Got Damaged by Wesley Willis Lyrics

This Sunday, March 12, 2000 at 6:20 p.m., I was about to fly from Chicago Midway to Orlando, Florida
Suddenly, my mean schizophrenia demon called me a jerk
Suddenly, I yelled "Fuck you" on the airplane

My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged

At 6:25 p.m., a male airport police officer came on the airplane to eject me
He told me to calm down and catch the next flight
He told me not to curse on the airplane again
Then my keyboard flew to Orlando, Florida alone

My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged

At 6:20 a.m. on Monday, March 13, 2000, I flew to Orlando, Florida on AirTran Flight 381
It was a harmony joy ride
At 11:35 a.m., I discovered my damaged keyboard
I wasn't happy with it and it pissed me off
My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged
My keyboard got damaged

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