Jug My Ass by Wesley Willis Lyrics

Arrest me right away
I held up a grocery store at gunpoint
Handcuff me and put me in a police car
Take my ass to jail
Embalm me, son of a bitch

[Chorus]
Jug my ass
Jug my ass
Jug my ass
Jug my ass

Take me to criminal court
Arraign me on an armed robbery charge
Bring me to justice
After that, toss me back in jail

[Chorus]
Jug my ass
Jug my ass
Jug my ass
Jug my ass
Return the verdict
Find me guilty of armed robbery
Set a date for a sentencing hearing
A month later, imprison me for twenty years

[Chorus]
Jug my ass
Jug my ass
Jug my ass
Jug my ass

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
ALDI - it's the stock-up store