Radical Dissection by Wehrmacht Lyrics

(Words: Brian, Riffs: Marco & Brian)

I wake up in the morning with a splitting headache
The hangovers taken effect
My head pounds hard, there's no aspirin to take
So I guess I'll just have to dissect

First I'll take the serated steak knife
And slowly cut away at my skin down to the muscle
As I grind and I grit piercing my nerves, it slides in
Now's the time to cut through my muscles so I grab the circular saw
Skin and blood spurts into my eyeballs as I feel the blade hit my jaw
Hack at my neck with a maul axe
Bludgeon my trachea, I can't breathe
Gurgling blood
I'm choking in syntax my eyes pop out and bleed
Now comes the time to sever my jugular
Boy, is this ever fun
Take a sharp razor and slice it in half my blood shoots out like a gun

Start up the chainsaw to finish the task grind it into my bones
Completing the task, it's over and done
My head flops to the floor like a stone
Radical Neck Dissection
Cut off your head it's really fun
Its the best hangover prevention, and a lot more exciting than a gun