Secret Handshake by We Are Scientists Lyrics

Gotta sell some posse
Think its really something
Everyones invited
Ain't nobody coming

As if nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen

Every conversation
Ends just like it started
Got a secret handshake
Use it way too often

As if nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen

Everybody's thinking
Everybody's searching
Everybody's circling around themselves
Its a competition
Everybody's better
We may not be winning
Get insp.? for effort
As if nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen
Nothing is ever gonna happen