There Are Gods In Little Men by Walker and Wylde Lyrics

Tony is a hustler, how we love him so
He is like a father to us, taught us all we know

One salaphin golden morning, he waltzed across our path
He offered us the key to life, we couldn't help but ask

What's the secret, Tony?
Brother, would you help us out?
We'll do most anything, for you to assuage all our doubts

Tony looked at us squarely
Said, "Brother, I'll tell you what-
I'll give you the secret to life
For just twenty Altarian bucks."

So we forked over our money
He said "I'll give you the key-
You can't trust everybody
Just because they're offering."

That's the secret, Tony?
What is this, some kind of joke?
Give us back our twenty
We'd rather be stupid than broke!
Tony was a hustler, but he'll never try that again-
'Cause we made back our money
Plus a little bit extra to spend!

What's the secret, Tony?
Thank you for nothing, I guess
'Cept for that money
We wish you all the best!

Here's the secret, Tony!
We'll give it to ya for fun
Don't hustle somebody
Outnumbered two to one