Jesus On My Mind Christian Server Parody by W.N.O Lyrics

I was late to bible study
Yeah it was almost finished
And yes I am a Christian
Prays and worship is what I'm gettin
And if it was Christmas
The lord is on my wish list
Can't even go on Instagram
Girls postin naked pictures
And sinners they don't get it
Always sayin that I'm trippin
When I'm alone in the church hall I always get in the spirit
And all I read is that bible don't pass me no Saitan
I just pray my pain cause that's the only thing that's gonna heal it
I don't understand any sinners
That go around pretedin
They act like they really sane so I love them all from a distance
Cause the same ones say they at the church be the main ones be sinner
Holy water mixed with that holy spirit cause every time
I wake up in the mornin I got sermons on my mind
Pastors Deacons hushes for the lord they give their time
And I know that the devil hatin tryna knock me of my grind
But I can't let em do it I got sermons on my mind
Yeah I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
Demons all around his body
Yeah he really needed Christ
He been sinin for some years
And his soul is traumatized
I didn't even mean to save him
He just caught me by surprise
I pulled out my bible opened up and showed him twice
His body dropped down to the floor
He got tear drops in his eyes
He grabbed my by my hands and said he wants to come alive
Told him it is not too late my friend the lord is sayin hi
Got baptized in my arms holy water on my shirt
Wake up in the mornin I got sermons on my mind
Pastors Deacons hushes for the lord they give their time
And I know that the devil hatin tryna knock me of my grind
But I can't let em do it I got sermons on my mind
Yeah I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind
I got sermons on mind