Trip Attack by Virg Kharon Lyrics
(intro)
Uh
One two
Microphone check yo
Uh
Ok
Here we go
Uh
One two
Here i go
It's like this yo
Uh
Yeah
Check this
Check this out yo
...
(verse 1) (virg)
I chuck gnomes into orbit
They call me chucker virg
All the fame i absorb it
So call me zuckerberg
(yeah)
Im rolling in gold coins
Kick you in your old loins
Ladies want me in their groins
But i ain't got time, no
I can still rhyme, though
Got that fine flow
Did i mention im a wine pro?
That's right, I taste wine, yo
(chorus) (ariana grande)
Ooooh Virg he's so handsome and cool
Ooooh Virg he's the best fighter in the world
(verse 2) (virg again)
Gnomes
Tomes
Catacombs
I solve puzzles like I'm sherlock holmes
If your a gnome better watch out
Especially if your crotch out
That's right i'll kick you in your balls
Get you black and blue before night falls
For an elf im quite tall
If you got magic items yeah i might call
(sailone) Guess you could say he's ready for a fight, y'all
Always ready for a night brawl
(sailone) Ain't no worries he'll take you down like Michal
(virg)WHO?
(sailone) That princess of israel that beat the shit out of a couple people
(uh) so call me a princess
(sailone) and put him in a dress
Im rich af, as you might guess
Cuz I ain't take no less
Feeling no stress
Especially because you know less
(sailone) Yeah, he's got this down cause man ain't he blessed
(chorus) (ariana grande)
Oooooh Virg he's so handsome and cool
Ooooh Virg he's the best fighter in the world
(verse 3) (virg)
Yo I kill wizards with ease
I eat them like they're lizards with cheese
(sailone bonus verse)
Fuck man
He's scary like them geese
He take you down with expertise
He's your victor of the night, that much he guarantees (guarantees)
Slap you to pieces where there are the referees
He's not here to give you any peace
Yeah, when he call up they freeze
(virg continued)
They know imma clip them in the knees
Yeah with a trip attack
After that I'm gonna grip their sack
When I'm done I'm gonna dip my snack (yum)
(outro) (sailone)
No, he'll take it down
Break it down
Have you down
Smack you down
He's the leader of the elves
The cloak of your life
He's the reacher of the shelves
And the hoarder of your wife
Uh
One two
Microphone check yo
Uh
Ok
Here we go
Uh
One two
Here i go
It's like this yo
Uh
Yeah
Check this
Check this out yo
...
(verse 1) (virg)
I chuck gnomes into orbit
They call me chucker virg
All the fame i absorb it
So call me zuckerberg
(yeah)
Im rolling in gold coins
Kick you in your old loins
Ladies want me in their groins
But i ain't got time, no
I can still rhyme, though
Got that fine flow
Did i mention im a wine pro?
That's right, I taste wine, yo
(chorus) (ariana grande)
Ooooh Virg he's so handsome and cool
Ooooh Virg he's the best fighter in the world
(verse 2) (virg again)
Gnomes
Tomes
Catacombs
I solve puzzles like I'm sherlock holmes
If your a gnome better watch out
Especially if your crotch out
That's right i'll kick you in your balls
Get you black and blue before night falls
For an elf im quite tall
If you got magic items yeah i might call
(sailone) Guess you could say he's ready for a fight, y'all
Always ready for a night brawl
(sailone) Ain't no worries he'll take you down like Michal
(virg)WHO?
(sailone) That princess of israel that beat the shit out of a couple people
(uh) so call me a princess
(sailone) and put him in a dress
Im rich af, as you might guess
Cuz I ain't take no less
Feeling no stress
Especially because you know less
(sailone) Yeah, he's got this down cause man ain't he blessed
(chorus) (ariana grande)
Oooooh Virg he's so handsome and cool
Ooooh Virg he's the best fighter in the world
(verse 3) (virg)
Yo I kill wizards with ease
I eat them like they're lizards with cheese
(sailone bonus verse)
Fuck man
He's scary like them geese
He take you down with expertise
He's your victor of the night, that much he guarantees (guarantees)
Slap you to pieces where there are the referees
He's not here to give you any peace
Yeah, when he call up they freeze
(virg continued)
They know imma clip them in the knees
Yeah with a trip attack
After that I'm gonna grip their sack
When I'm done I'm gonna dip my snack (yum)
(outro) (sailone)
No, he'll take it down
Break it down
Have you down
Smack you down
He's the leader of the elves
The cloak of your life
He's the reacher of the shelves
And the hoarder of your wife