Torbjörn vs. The Engineer - Video Game Rap Battle by VideoGameRapBattles Lyrics
Torbjörn:
Spitting like a sentry, my rapping dispersed
Scrapping your outdated game and I'll be crafting this verse!
Never passing my defense, you'll be going berserk!
That's right, it's Torbjörn ready for work!
I've stopped a bot-caused apocalypse!
I'm sure that I can topple over Texas hicks!
Drop Dispensers for what's in store
'cause I flow hot as Molten Core!
Engineer:
Whoa there fella, you're comin' up short
But that's all that I expected when I'm rapping a dwarf!
You're flat out useless, your characters busted!
Time a foreigner's shown some Frontier Justice!
Teleporters, Health Dispensers, Sentry Guns
I'm a dozen of your heroes rolled up into one!
I solve a problem, you amplify
I mean the omnic crisis was your design!
Torbjörn:
You claim you've got intelligence, and yet you still resort
To cracking jokes about my height, well I'm not a dwarf!
But if you'd like to blabber some more
Then I'll smite you with the hammer of Thor!
The real OG, 1ST hero made!
While your class is the most over-played!
I may create, but I'm destruction now!
You've built up your ego, I'll break it down!
Engineer:
You treat the omnics like lesser scum
I thought Southern were the racist ones
And you've got eight kids in that family of yours?
You'd think an Armorer'd use protection more
I've got a Widow maker of my own, I'm a sharp shooter
No Hospitality for this intruder
When you're Wrangled in, hear the screams of pain
More than your team when you're picked for games!
Torbjörn (speaking):
You were merely a prototype, I am the latest and greatest!
Engineer (speaking):
Well, at least people can pronounce my name, Tor-B-Jorn!
Torbjörn (speaking):
THAT'S TORBJÖRN!
Torbjörn:
If what you just presented's the best rhymes that you wrote
Then you'll malfunction even worse than your Competitive mode!
You've got repetitive flow, I'm always better than foes!
Stay out of my way, I'm in the zone!
You're a hunk of junk, I'm master race!
Now watch as I improve your face!
You can't repair your past mistakes!
You've reached your Expiration Date!
Engineer:
Your battle raps just prove the fact
That you should never be picked on attack!
Just broken game mechanics and Torb works it?
That's the definition of a Short Circuit!
You're a drastic radical oddity!
Just drop your robot philosophy!
Either stay eliminated or you'll live with the truth
That every other hero does their job better than you!
Spitting like a sentry, my rapping dispersed
Scrapping your outdated game and I'll be crafting this verse!
Never passing my defense, you'll be going berserk!
That's right, it's Torbjörn ready for work!
I've stopped a bot-caused apocalypse!
I'm sure that I can topple over Texas hicks!
Drop Dispensers for what's in store
'cause I flow hot as Molten Core!
Engineer:
Whoa there fella, you're comin' up short
But that's all that I expected when I'm rapping a dwarf!
You're flat out useless, your characters busted!
Time a foreigner's shown some Frontier Justice!
Teleporters, Health Dispensers, Sentry Guns
I'm a dozen of your heroes rolled up into one!
I solve a problem, you amplify
I mean the omnic crisis was your design!
Torbjörn:
You claim you've got intelligence, and yet you still resort
To cracking jokes about my height, well I'm not a dwarf!
But if you'd like to blabber some more
Then I'll smite you with the hammer of Thor!
The real OG, 1ST hero made!
While your class is the most over-played!
I may create, but I'm destruction now!
You've built up your ego, I'll break it down!
Engineer:
You treat the omnics like lesser scum
I thought Southern were the racist ones
And you've got eight kids in that family of yours?
You'd think an Armorer'd use protection more
I've got a Widow maker of my own, I'm a sharp shooter
No Hospitality for this intruder
When you're Wrangled in, hear the screams of pain
More than your team when you're picked for games!
Torbjörn (speaking):
You were merely a prototype, I am the latest and greatest!
Engineer (speaking):
Well, at least people can pronounce my name, Tor-B-Jorn!
Torbjörn (speaking):
THAT'S TORBJÖRN!
Torbjörn:
If what you just presented's the best rhymes that you wrote
Then you'll malfunction even worse than your Competitive mode!
You've got repetitive flow, I'm always better than foes!
Stay out of my way, I'm in the zone!
You're a hunk of junk, I'm master race!
Now watch as I improve your face!
You can't repair your past mistakes!
You've reached your Expiration Date!
Engineer:
Your battle raps just prove the fact
That you should never be picked on attack!
Just broken game mechanics and Torb works it?
That's the definition of a Short Circuit!
You're a drastic radical oddity!
Just drop your robot philosophy!
Either stay eliminated or you'll live with the truth
That every other hero does their job better than you!