The Joker vs Pennywise by VideoGameRapBattles Lyrics
Uh guys are we sure this is the match up?
I mean they aren't really videogame characters
JUST READ THE CARD! (Ok,ok)
[Video Game Rap Battles!
Player one: Pennywise!
Player two: Joker!]
[Fight!]
[Pennywise]
Pennywise the dancing clown
Become your greatest horror when I'm on a track
All I need to do for you is wear a bat face mask
Thought you'd be a better rapper since you had face tats
Glad they remade that. Look at those reboots and off-shoots
This clown shapeshifts more than I do
Killed it as Ledger but anything newer
Proves Joker's the only clown down in the sewer
That's boring, you bore me
So take a few steps right towards me
Your guns are not stopping this cosmic anomaly
When you're disarmed just like Georgie
You're laughing but you can't ignore me
Like your life this whole battle's a joke (whoa)
These raps leave you gassed and dropped in
Vats of acid come on Mr. J
Time to float
[Joker]
So this is the clown that they said's so hot
Talk about bad jokes that's the best you've got
Heard you like carnivals, check my spot
But that won't be corn when you hear that pop
Critics will rant and rave now that Joker's back again
Insane, you'd get clowned hard if they all heard you
Cause you dragged on even longer than your chapter 2 (hoo hoo hoo!)
Tell me what makes you so special the dreadful result
Of King using my stencil to meddle with Joker in rapping
Is mental cause I'm making magic tricks using the pencil
Time for some spider squishin'
How you gonna battle me? While you hide from children
I be bustin' out of prisons when I drop these bars
You'll be tellin' everybody how you got these scars
[Pennywise]
It's been a long time since I've cracked like that
Did you rap or just spray me with your laughing gas?
The power of ancient chaos lives inside of me
You broke down cause we live in a society
[Joker]
Look at you go, can't lie, that hurt
It take 27 years for you to write that verse?
I'm sharp as my knife but today I'll be blunt
Cause you're only IT when a "sh" is in front
[Pennywise]
Can't touch me when you spend half your life in cells
Your friends are insane and your fans are incells
[Joker]
So serious Penny take yourself more lightly
Now I'm not a kid but this pedo can bite me
[Pennywise]
I'm your worst dream
[Joker]
I'm the crown prince of crime
[Pennywise]
Well I come from the King
[Joker]
Not when it comes to rhymes
[Pennywise + Joker]
Your punchlines are jokes so when I'm on the track
I am the clown that will have the last laugh
[Game over!
Choose your character!
Video Game Rap Battles!
Halloween special!]
I mean they aren't really videogame characters
JUST READ THE CARD! (Ok,ok)
[Video Game Rap Battles!
Player one: Pennywise!
Player two: Joker!]
[Fight!]
[Pennywise]
Pennywise the dancing clown
Become your greatest horror when I'm on a track
All I need to do for you is wear a bat face mask
Thought you'd be a better rapper since you had face tats
Glad they remade that. Look at those reboots and off-shoots
This clown shapeshifts more than I do
Killed it as Ledger but anything newer
Proves Joker's the only clown down in the sewer
That's boring, you bore me
So take a few steps right towards me
Your guns are not stopping this cosmic anomaly
When you're disarmed just like Georgie
You're laughing but you can't ignore me
Like your life this whole battle's a joke (whoa)
These raps leave you gassed and dropped in
Vats of acid come on Mr. J
Time to float
[Joker]
So this is the clown that they said's so hot
Talk about bad jokes that's the best you've got
Heard you like carnivals, check my spot
But that won't be corn when you hear that pop
Critics will rant and rave now that Joker's back again
Insane, you'd get clowned hard if they all heard you
Cause you dragged on even longer than your chapter 2 (hoo hoo hoo!)
Tell me what makes you so special the dreadful result
Of King using my stencil to meddle with Joker in rapping
Is mental cause I'm making magic tricks using the pencil
Time for some spider squishin'
How you gonna battle me? While you hide from children
I be bustin' out of prisons when I drop these bars
You'll be tellin' everybody how you got these scars
[Pennywise]
It's been a long time since I've cracked like that
Did you rap or just spray me with your laughing gas?
The power of ancient chaos lives inside of me
You broke down cause we live in a society
[Joker]
Look at you go, can't lie, that hurt
It take 27 years for you to write that verse?
I'm sharp as my knife but today I'll be blunt
Cause you're only IT when a "sh" is in front
[Pennywise]
Can't touch me when you spend half your life in cells
Your friends are insane and your fans are incells
[Joker]
So serious Penny take yourself more lightly
Now I'm not a kid but this pedo can bite me
[Pennywise]
I'm your worst dream
[Joker]
I'm the crown prince of crime
[Pennywise]
Well I come from the King
[Joker]
Not when it comes to rhymes
[Pennywise + Joker]
Your punchlines are jokes so when I'm on the track
I am the clown that will have the last laugh
[Game over!
Choose your character!
Video Game Rap Battles!
Halloween special!]