Sans vs. Jevil by VideoGameRapBattles Lyrics
[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER ONE
JEVIL!
PLAYER TWO
SANS!
FIGHT!
[Verse 1: Jevil (CamVGRB)]
How 'bout you spare me your judgment 'cause now my court is in session
And I just want to play a game, not get morality lessons
So it's no question when this pest is gunnin' Mii on the track
I'll wear your body as a skin and then I'll bring it into Smash! (Hahaha!)
Makes sense you're a skeleton, I don't even know where your brain is at (Where?)
Claim your high and mighty, take me back to your lazy acts (Oo!)
You waited for your team (Huh?)
To meet all their defeats (Huh!)
To teach your righteous themes? What a Megalovaniac! (Wack!)
I could fall asleep for 100 years from the boring battle
That you're bringing hеre and beat you badly all the samе
The diamonds that I spit can spin the club so it's insane
You want to gamble with your life 'cause you'll be paying it back in spades!
When you're the weakest in your team and that's canon
You're bluffing
When you're actin tough just like you're standin' for justice
And here I thought I was the jester, still, you're crackin' me up
And that's 'cause when I rap, I can do anything
While you stand and do nothin'!
[Verse 2: Sans (Uberocity)]
Well you spit one thing, true in fact (Heh!)
That when we're rappin', I can do nothin'
Because your game doesn't require fighting you to pass (Uh-uh-uh-uh)
So it's no mystery, I'll leave you floored as if I used a blue attack (Yeah!)
At least my friends are stayin' by me
You just ramble and annoy them 'till they break at the seams
So they shove you in the dungeon and they break all the keys
Now even Malius could not fix up your strayed sanity (Oo!)
Stop your absurd verse cosplayin', nerd
I could find better rhymes in the lines of a word search
Still, you will blurt now we're sheep and you're free?
Nobody's played a joker this fake deep since Joaquin (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Toppin' secret bosses won't be much of a test
When people spend more time on my fight than your main story's quest
So if you're wondering why people look at you and they jest, well
Ma-ma-ma-aybe it's the way you're dressed!
[Verse 3: Jevil (CamVGRB)]
You don't throw punches, just puns, you're calling that a comeback?
Hope in my heart you weren't starting with your hardest attack (Wack!)
And who cares who's secret? We're just pieces in a game so answer
Do you think that you're an ace? If yes, you're more clueless than Lancer!
Sans, you know you're doomed to suffer such a horrible time!
Where you get beaten on repeat like it's the carousel ride!
Try to make me devil's knife, you'll be reset back on the mic
Because the viewers of these fights will never be pacified
[Verse 4: Sans (Uberocity) & Gamer (CamVGRB)]
This fights full of surprises, it's a shame that nobody's find it
If you had a prison guard, you would lose to Papyrus
All this chaos is for nothing 'cause, man, we know
People only know your game because my cameo (Sans!)
A man who's dressed so fab and likes to blab about his gossip?
No need to hide, I think it's time you stepped out of that closet (Uh-uh-uh-uh)
Sucks that you had flopped to be a coll cryptic villain
Who turned out less of a gaster and more of a Tem Village
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
CHOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER ONE
JEVIL!
PLAYER TWO
SANS!
FIGHT!
[Verse 1: Jevil (CamVGRB)]
How 'bout you spare me your judgment 'cause now my court is in session
And I just want to play a game, not get morality lessons
So it's no question when this pest is gunnin' Mii on the track
I'll wear your body as a skin and then I'll bring it into Smash! (Hahaha!)
Makes sense you're a skeleton, I don't even know where your brain is at (Where?)
Claim your high and mighty, take me back to your lazy acts (Oo!)
You waited for your team (Huh?)
To meet all their defeats (Huh!)
To teach your righteous themes? What a Megalovaniac! (Wack!)
I could fall asleep for 100 years from the boring battle
That you're bringing hеre and beat you badly all the samе
The diamonds that I spit can spin the club so it's insane
You want to gamble with your life 'cause you'll be paying it back in spades!
When you're the weakest in your team and that's canon
You're bluffing
When you're actin tough just like you're standin' for justice
And here I thought I was the jester, still, you're crackin' me up
And that's 'cause when I rap, I can do anything
While you stand and do nothin'!
[Verse 2: Sans (Uberocity)]
Well you spit one thing, true in fact (Heh!)
That when we're rappin', I can do nothin'
Because your game doesn't require fighting you to pass (Uh-uh-uh-uh)
So it's no mystery, I'll leave you floored as if I used a blue attack (Yeah!)
At least my friends are stayin' by me
You just ramble and annoy them 'till they break at the seams
So they shove you in the dungeon and they break all the keys
Now even Malius could not fix up your strayed sanity (Oo!)
Stop your absurd verse cosplayin', nerd
I could find better rhymes in the lines of a word search
Still, you will blurt now we're sheep and you're free?
Nobody's played a joker this fake deep since Joaquin (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Toppin' secret bosses won't be much of a test
When people spend more time on my fight than your main story's quest
So if you're wondering why people look at you and they jest, well
Ma-ma-ma-aybe it's the way you're dressed!
[Verse 3: Jevil (CamVGRB)]
You don't throw punches, just puns, you're calling that a comeback?
Hope in my heart you weren't starting with your hardest attack (Wack!)
And who cares who's secret? We're just pieces in a game so answer
Do you think that you're an ace? If yes, you're more clueless than Lancer!
Sans, you know you're doomed to suffer such a horrible time!
Where you get beaten on repeat like it's the carousel ride!
Try to make me devil's knife, you'll be reset back on the mic
Because the viewers of these fights will never be pacified
[Verse 4: Sans (Uberocity) & Gamer (CamVGRB)]
This fights full of surprises, it's a shame that nobody's find it
If you had a prison guard, you would lose to Papyrus
All this chaos is for nothing 'cause, man, we know
People only know your game because my cameo (Sans!)
A man who's dressed so fab and likes to blab about his gossip?
No need to hide, I think it's time you stepped out of that closet (Uh-uh-uh-uh)
Sucks that you had flopped to be a coll cryptic villain
Who turned out less of a gaster and more of a Tem Village
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
CHOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!