Charizard vs. Blastoise by VideoGameRapBattles Lyrics
[Intro]
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
BLASTOISE
VERSUS
CHARIZARD
GO!
[Blastoise]
First of all I got the type advantage!
How you gonna beat me with the water cannons
Now you gonna be sad When you walking round mad moist
Blastoise spray you with the blast toys
Like a super soaker You’re a stupid choker Could you please be gone
You could spit some heat But you’re losing once the sprinklers on
You should run away I wanna see you do a Rapidash
I’m not like you’re trainer You ain’t gonna see me turn to ash
[Charizard]
Who is the beast spitting fire when he breathes?
Who’s got the wings that’s fly-est on the beat?
Charizard has got the flow and the heat
Turn streams into steam as I smoke up the screen
Your weak to trees I cause forest fires!
Quit talkin’ trainers Gary’s retired
There’s no survival when blast burn hits
You’re just the Rival, I’m Red’s first pick
[Blastoise]
Got picked up by your trainer But you’re disobedient
Intelligence is what you’re lacking That’s the missed ingredient
Thinking that you’ll win with speed Man you really need to slow down
I can bring the waterfall I’m hoping that you don’t drown
I ain’t finished Brought the water gun for attacks
Bout to empty shells Like I gave the one off my back
And Yeah it’s true I don’t really mess with the trees
But when I bring these twin canons You ain’t messing with me
[Charizard]
If you mess with I pop a Charizardite
Going charizard Y, now the sun in is the sky
So I know all bout, why your flow’s dried out
When you're in my drought and I solar beam your life
How is that for advantage, yeah I’m savage leave a poor Squirtle damaged
Cause this a war turtle, evaporate and vanish
And I ravage like a dragon with my x form claws
Put that shell back on cause you best withdrawal
[Blastoise]
You need 2 mega forms For you to even have a chance
If you were dragon from the start Then you would have been with lance
And you want me to withdraw Tell me what you gonna do
You couldn’t penetrate my shell But I could beat you black and blue
Like your X form That you brought up in the last verse
It brings me joy to make you faint As I send you to the nurse
Where Greninja at, You looking kinda froggy, Wanna jump?
I don’t need a hyper beam Take this hydro pump
[Charizard]
Think a splash a water leaves me sore
Better leave me or you gonna hear me roar
When I’m crunchin' on your weak retorts, just see me soar
Try to touch me you can’t leave the floor
You’re even lower than a Venasaur! I’mma stomp you in grass
Cause I beat you with Red and I beat you with Ash
And you keep getting smashed on beat
Cause I’ll always be the champ of the Pokemon League!
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON!
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
BLASTOISE
VERSUS
CHARIZARD
GO!
[Blastoise]
First of all I got the type advantage!
How you gonna beat me with the water cannons
Now you gonna be sad When you walking round mad moist
Blastoise spray you with the blast toys
Like a super soaker You’re a stupid choker Could you please be gone
You could spit some heat But you’re losing once the sprinklers on
You should run away I wanna see you do a Rapidash
I’m not like you’re trainer You ain’t gonna see me turn to ash
[Charizard]
Who is the beast spitting fire when he breathes?
Who’s got the wings that’s fly-est on the beat?
Charizard has got the flow and the heat
Turn streams into steam as I smoke up the screen
Your weak to trees I cause forest fires!
Quit talkin’ trainers Gary’s retired
There’s no survival when blast burn hits
You’re just the Rival, I’m Red’s first pick
[Blastoise]
Got picked up by your trainer But you’re disobedient
Intelligence is what you’re lacking That’s the missed ingredient
Thinking that you’ll win with speed Man you really need to slow down
I can bring the waterfall I’m hoping that you don’t drown
I ain’t finished Brought the water gun for attacks
Bout to empty shells Like I gave the one off my back
And Yeah it’s true I don’t really mess with the trees
But when I bring these twin canons You ain’t messing with me
[Charizard]
If you mess with I pop a Charizardite
Going charizard Y, now the sun in is the sky
So I know all bout, why your flow’s dried out
When you're in my drought and I solar beam your life
How is that for advantage, yeah I’m savage leave a poor Squirtle damaged
Cause this a war turtle, evaporate and vanish
And I ravage like a dragon with my x form claws
Put that shell back on cause you best withdrawal
[Blastoise]
You need 2 mega forms For you to even have a chance
If you were dragon from the start Then you would have been with lance
And you want me to withdraw Tell me what you gonna do
You couldn’t penetrate my shell But I could beat you black and blue
Like your X form That you brought up in the last verse
It brings me joy to make you faint As I send you to the nurse
Where Greninja at, You looking kinda froggy, Wanna jump?
I don’t need a hyper beam Take this hydro pump
[Charizard]
Think a splash a water leaves me sore
Better leave me or you gonna hear me roar
When I’m crunchin' on your weak retorts, just see me soar
Try to touch me you can’t leave the floor
You’re even lower than a Venasaur! I’mma stomp you in grass
Cause I beat you with Red and I beat you with Ash
And you keep getting smashed on beat
Cause I’ll always be the champ of the Pokemon League!
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON!
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!