Blaziken vs. Infernape by VideoGameRapBattles Lyrics
[Intro]
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
BLAZIKEN
VERSUS
INFERNAPE
GO!
[Blaziken]
I can't believe that this monkey thinks he can phase the kid
You're crazy if you think you can rap battle with Blaziken
Can't handle the flames I spin and ravel these phrases in
I came to win so your chance of beating me's looking razor thin
I'll break the limbs on this wanna be homosapien
Then take his skin and hair and I'll wear it, I call it "Bathing Chimp"!
You'll get these flaming wrists and a couple of blazing kicks
This ape's a wimp, there's no way he can take me with those baby fists!
[Infernape]
Forget the kinda game you're in?
I'm spittin' platinum hits on blaze
I came in with a flaming blitz you kickin' with the chicken legs
Against my iron fist you'll faint, you got the strength and grit of May!
Need roost and speed boost so you can sprint away
Be true, I beat you up with my fists of flames
Heat you and eat you up like a Chic-Fil-A!
Why don't you go sit go an sit an egg
Your only chance of gettin' laid is if I crack you and I blast you back to where the dinner's made!
[Blaziken]
You think you're spitting flames?
But we're in different lanes, different games
I'm in Pokken smoking foes and kickin A!
You ain't even in the game
That means you ain't gettin played
Sorry I'm not sorry but I'd hardly want to pick a lane
[Infernape]
Hardly even charred me all of your kicks missed!
You are sparring 'gainst an army with bullet fists!
And scorchin hits! Though I'm tardy to the party
I am starting up the barbie that'll torch this chick!
[Blaziken]
I'm bored with this, I'm really getting fed up
You really think that you're clever? You'll never ever be better
These feathers will sever every vendetta that I endeavor
So how you gonna step up when you've never been a mega?
[Infernape]
Better crank the heat cause you embers are em-bores!
The way you're fighting you should have sent for an emboar!
Bringing little flow against the monkey inferno
Then you're combustin', better trust this combat wasn't even close, No!
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON!
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
BLAZIKEN
VERSUS
INFERNAPE
GO!
[Blaziken]
I can't believe that this monkey thinks he can phase the kid
You're crazy if you think you can rap battle with Blaziken
Can't handle the flames I spin and ravel these phrases in
I came to win so your chance of beating me's looking razor thin
I'll break the limbs on this wanna be homosapien
Then take his skin and hair and I'll wear it, I call it "Bathing Chimp"!
You'll get these flaming wrists and a couple of blazing kicks
This ape's a wimp, there's no way he can take me with those baby fists!
[Infernape]
Forget the kinda game you're in?
I'm spittin' platinum hits on blaze
I came in with a flaming blitz you kickin' with the chicken legs
Against my iron fist you'll faint, you got the strength and grit of May!
Need roost and speed boost so you can sprint away
Be true, I beat you up with my fists of flames
Heat you and eat you up like a Chic-Fil-A!
Why don't you go sit go an sit an egg
Your only chance of gettin' laid is if I crack you and I blast you back to where the dinner's made!
[Blaziken]
You think you're spitting flames?
But we're in different lanes, different games
I'm in Pokken smoking foes and kickin A!
You ain't even in the game
That means you ain't gettin played
Sorry I'm not sorry but I'd hardly want to pick a lane
[Infernape]
Hardly even charred me all of your kicks missed!
You are sparring 'gainst an army with bullet fists!
And scorchin hits! Though I'm tardy to the party
I am starting up the barbie that'll torch this chick!
[Blaziken]
I'm bored with this, I'm really getting fed up
You really think that you're clever? You'll never ever be better
These feathers will sever every vendetta that I endeavor
So how you gonna step up when you've never been a mega?
[Infernape]
Better crank the heat cause you embers are em-bores!
The way you're fighting you should have sent for an emboar!
Bringing little flow against the monkey inferno
Then you're combustin', better trust this combat wasn't even close, No!
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON!
POKEMON RAP BATTLES!