The Doctors Office by Verdugo Lyrics

[Intro]
Ugh, doc, I ain't feeling so good
I feel like I just got beat up in the hood
Ughh....

[Verse]
"So tell me Chris, what's wrong with you today?"
Umm, last night I got laid and I got AIDS
Today I woke up with a tummy ache
From the pills I took to relieve the pain
In my appendix and an appendage
From when I got in a fight with meth heads
"Uh huh, why were you fighting these people?"
I was tryna get some meth and weed, too
So that way I could come'n meet you
And I could share the weed I got with you
"That's a kind offer but you can't do that"
Do what? Make another rap or a track?
Try and get some drugs in the inky black?
Man you're about to get slapped and get smacked
"Can you calm down and take your schizo pills?"
Will you leave me alone? I'm king of this hill!
"That doesn't make any sense...y'know that right?"
That's like asking if I know wrong from right
Okay doc, lemme ask what's wrong with you
"There's nothing wrong with me, this is about you"
C'mon doc, let us have a little talk
"Well, yesterday I went for a jog
And i tripped and I fell on a rock"
Well maybe next time you should just walk
"I would but I'm trying to stay healthy"
So you're healthy trying to stay wealthy?
"You sound like a jerk saying it like that"
What, saying that you are a piece of crap?
"Okay Chris, I think you're ready to go home"
Alright, I guess I'll see you later, bro
"Your next appointment, same time next week"
Alright Doc, I will see in one week