Asshole Interlude by Verbal McMahon Lyrics
"I would like to confess that, contrary to popular opinion...I am not a role model"
"And if you're thinking for one second that I'm your friend or your friend...that's not the case because I'm the boss!"
"To you, and to everyone else in the world, my name is Mr. McMahon!"
"Shut up! The champion's about to speak!"
[Verse]
I guess that ima rap to this
Wasn't gonna but Zookie told me black to this
I should make em make em clap to this
Don't get it twisted motherfucker, you'll get slapped to this
Your girl gimme snacks to this
She ain't even worried bout catching flak for this
Damn, Mr. McMahon he got a knack for this
Fam, you know you gotta smoke a pack to this
Right where you stand I'll make you tap to this
Liars & cowards, higher power make you fast to this
Ya never wanted problems, ya just pacifists
Franchise player, prolly skip practices
Yeah, ignore your prayers in the palaces
I ain't made for the system, discover passages
Soon be traveling by horse-led carriages yo
Then I'm vanishing yo, then I'm vanishing
"And that's the bottom line cause Mr. McMahon said so!"
"McMahon is Satan-like...there's no doubt in my mind he is morraly corrupt"
"He seems to actually be feeding off of this negative response that he's getting here from our raw fans tonight"
"A man like me should be respected by people like you"
"Hell, a man like me should be praised by people like you"
"Shut up when I'm talking!"
"Mr. McMahon is so arrogant, he is so cocky, he is so confident"
"It's not my fault I happen to be charismatic!"
"Now you see when God created the Heavens & the Earth...it wasn't Adam that he had in mind...it was me!"
"The vast majority of you are just born with inferior DNA"
"You say, "it's not fair I was born with inferior DNA'"
"Cmon look around, look around, what you're gonna see is just a bunch of phony people, look at yourselves!"
"Get outta my ring! Get! Get the hell outta my ring! You don't deserve to be in my ring, you never deserved to be in my ring!"
"From now on...it's all about me"
"Look at that stinkin smile on his face!"
"How in God's name can that human being be from this planet? How can he, does he have no conscience? Does he have no heart? Do you have no soul?"
"Just for the record, I'm not the one who's an asshole...it's all of you...I thank you very much"
"And if you're thinking for one second that I'm your friend or your friend...that's not the case because I'm the boss!"
"To you, and to everyone else in the world, my name is Mr. McMahon!"
"Shut up! The champion's about to speak!"
[Verse]
I guess that ima rap to this
Wasn't gonna but Zookie told me black to this
I should make em make em clap to this
Don't get it twisted motherfucker, you'll get slapped to this
Your girl gimme snacks to this
She ain't even worried bout catching flak for this
Damn, Mr. McMahon he got a knack for this
Fam, you know you gotta smoke a pack to this
Right where you stand I'll make you tap to this
Liars & cowards, higher power make you fast to this
Ya never wanted problems, ya just pacifists
Franchise player, prolly skip practices
Yeah, ignore your prayers in the palaces
I ain't made for the system, discover passages
Soon be traveling by horse-led carriages yo
Then I'm vanishing yo, then I'm vanishing
"And that's the bottom line cause Mr. McMahon said so!"
"McMahon is Satan-like...there's no doubt in my mind he is morraly corrupt"
"He seems to actually be feeding off of this negative response that he's getting here from our raw fans tonight"
"A man like me should be respected by people like you"
"Hell, a man like me should be praised by people like you"
"Shut up when I'm talking!"
"Mr. McMahon is so arrogant, he is so cocky, he is so confident"
"It's not my fault I happen to be charismatic!"
"Now you see when God created the Heavens & the Earth...it wasn't Adam that he had in mind...it was me!"
"The vast majority of you are just born with inferior DNA"
"You say, "it's not fair I was born with inferior DNA'"
"Cmon look around, look around, what you're gonna see is just a bunch of phony people, look at yourselves!"
"Get outta my ring! Get! Get the hell outta my ring! You don't deserve to be in my ring, you never deserved to be in my ring!"
"From now on...it's all about me"
"Look at that stinkin smile on his face!"
"How in God's name can that human being be from this planet? How can he, does he have no conscience? Does he have no heart? Do you have no soul?"
"Just for the record, I'm not the one who's an asshole...it's all of you...I thank you very much"