Thursday at 7 Love Bites by Vampire Step-Dad Lyrics

[Announcer:] On the next Vampire Step-Dad:

[Kissing sounds]

[Sam:] "James, I need to get inside."

[James:] "Oh come on Sam, just a few more minutes?"

[Sam:] "You know he doesn't sleep!"

[Bat sounds]

[Vlad:] "A-ha!"

[Sam:] "What? Ugh, seriously?"

[Announcer:] Sam and Vlad are having trouble getting along.

[Sam:] "Hey Vlad, you've got something stuck in your teeth."

[Vlad:] "Really?"
[Sam:] "Well, if you don't believe me, why don't you check in the mirror?"

[Mom:] "Oh Sam, stop being so mean."

[Sam:] "What do you even see in him?"

[Mom:] "What can I say? He is dead sexy!"

[Announcer:] Will Sam come to see Vlad as a father figure, or just a pain in thе neck? Find out on Vampire Step-Dad, Thursday at 7 only on KVMP.