Thursday at 7 A Night in the Life of... by Vampire Step-Dad Lyrics

[Announcer:] Little Timmy was getting himself into a lot of trouble.

[Timmy:] "Wasn't it that color before?"

[Announcer:] But for reasons beyond his control.

[Timmy:] "I wish I had a dad."

[Announcer:] Little did he know what he’d be getting himself into.

[Mom:] "Timmy, I'd like you to meet your new step-dad."

[Ominous organ music]

[Vlad:] "Hello, Timmy."

[Announcer:] Come along and join the fun as Timmy learns some things are not what they seem.

[Timmy:] "What are you doing to the cat?!"

[Growling sounds]
[Announcer:] Vampire Step-Dad, Thursday nights at 7, only on KVMP.